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You Are 96% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
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Nice hair... nice eyes too.
Don't be that guy. PLEASE, don't be that guy.
Victims, aren't we all?
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, and we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti.
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, but you're never really awake.
The Irish saved civilization, then forgot where they fucking put it.
I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
Take the ticket. Take it. Take the ticket. C'mon, take the ticket!
I'm gonna need this aren't I?
Ahhhh... Devil Ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.
You can't park your car here! Sir! Sir! Sir you can't park your car here! Hey buddy!
What? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! You can't park on a sidewalk!
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That is when the world will end.
A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
.................This is getting kind of awkward.
GOD, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmel scored against Holland in 1978!
Apathy is the death of democracy.
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Your Political Profile

Defense and Crime: 50% Liberal, 50% Conservative
Social Issues: 100% Liberal, 0% Conservative
Personal Responsibility: 75% Liberal, 25% Conservative
Fiscal Issues: 100% Liberal, 0% Conservative
Ethics: 100% Liberal, 0% Conservative
Overall: 85% Liberal, 15% Conservative How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
I'm a Pint of Guinness!
I AM 100% PURE ASSHOLE! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic as day-after-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.

My Interests

I adopted a cute lil' tempura fetus from Fetusmart! mmm... yummy.

NJ Devils!!!!!! hockey, swimming, watching hockey, playin games, drinkin, playing hockey, watchin movies, skating, driving around aimlessly, pool (as in the game), finding Dunkin Donuts I've never been to before at 4 am, making CDs my friends and I can sing along to (badly) while driving around aimlessly, Weird NJ is the shit! I've been inside a Demon's Alley house, stared down by midgets, and mugged in an abandoned sanitarium; I've seen a fatal car accident and been inside an upside down Hyundai on Clinton Road and people are afraid of men in masks? C'mon...

I'd like to meet:

People to chill with either in Hoboken or at school or whatever.... "Thugs", "Hos", "Gangstas", "Bitches", etc. need not apply.
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This rejection's got me so low, she keeps it up I just might tell her so.
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For reasons that are hard to believe you weren't too hard to sell. Die young and save yourself. The tingle, the taste of. It used to be the reason to breathe, now it's chokin me up. Die young and save yourself!
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Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turnAnd all I taught her was... everything I know she gave me all that she was And now my bitter hands shade beneath the clouds Of what was everything. All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can drop awayAnd now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...All the love gone bad, turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky, but why, why, WHY can't it be, why can't it be mine?

Music:

Nirvana

Metallica

Bush

Rage

Slipknot

Franz Ferdinand

Ozzy

Modest Mouse

System of a Down

silverchair

White Stripes

Toadies

Orgy

Prodigy

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rob Zombie

The Kinks

Sublime

311

The Union Underground

Hatebreed

Smashing Pumpkins

Offspring

Pearl Jam

Brand New

Jimi Hendrix

The Doors

Led Zeppelin

The Beatles

The Rolling Stones

Pink Floyd

BT

The Crystal Method

Eve 6

some techno/trance

early 90's songs you know every word to but never hear anymore...

stuff to sing along to in the car...

Wonderwall, The Freshman, Blister in the Sun, Brick, Loser, etc.

classic rock

Basically anything that sounds good to me

Black Sabbath (with Ozzy only!)

Stephen Lynch (because I want to be a superhero!)

Bohemian Rhapsody (with backup vocals) while going 80 on 80.

Movies:

Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas
Natural Born Killers
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Requiem For A Dream
Fight Club
Identity
Desperado
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
The Matrix Trilogy
The Crow Trilogy
Snatch
Strange Days
Session 9
The Usual Suspects
Pulp Fiction
JFK
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Scarface
Boondock Saints
Conspiracy Theory
Dark City
eXistenZ
Memento
The Wall
What Dreams May Come
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Spaceballs
Super Troopers
Animal House
Taxi Driver
Equilibrium
Battle Royale
Donnie Darko
Anything Kevin Smith or
Stanley Kubrick.
I love trippy movies,
I love movies that make you think,
and I love movies that fuck with your head at the end.

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I read a lot of stuff, just ask if you really care about what it is.

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Vlad Taltos, Roland Deschain, Odd Thomas, Steven Brust...........Johnny Depp is the FUCKING MAN!

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