YOU GOTTA READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:41:00 GMT |
FACE FULL OF HAIR |
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:14:00 GMT |
SEX ON THE BEACH |
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to t...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:12:00 GMT |
KNOW WAT RODEO SEX IS? |
It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on f...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:10:00 GMT |
GO FUCK YOURSELF |
A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:08:00 GMT |
THE 7 MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMANS LIFE |
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"4. The Hairdresser - w...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:07:00 GMT |
TURN AROUND |
A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:05:00 GMT |
CONDOMS 1, 3 AND 12 |
A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:04:00 GMT |
CONDOMS 1, 3 AND 12 |
A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:04:00 GMT |
