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All about yourself...the survey.
All about yourself...
First name?:: DESJA
Middle name?:: DANIA
Like your name?:: SMITH
Named after anyone?:: NO
Any nicknames?:: DEJA VU AND DEE DEE
Age?:: 22
Birthdate?:: FEBRUARY 21, 1985
Birthplace?:: VIRGINIA
Time you were born?:: 1:36PM
Current location?:: HAMPTON, VA
Height?:: 5'4
Like your height?:: YES
Eye color?:: LIGHT BROWN
Contacts/glasses?:: GLASSES
Hair color?:: BROWN
Natural hair color?:: BROWN
Dye your hair often?:: NO
Righty or lefty?:: RIGHTY
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: ALL
Band or singer?:: SINGER
TV show?:: FORENSIC FILES
Movie?:: JOHN Q
TV channel?:: COURT TV
Radio station?:: Z104.5
Place to be?:: AT HOME
Thing to do?:: EAT GO OUT SHOP
Food?:: CHINESE
Non alcoholic drink?:: PEPSI
Alcoholic drink?:: DONT DRINK
Animal?:: DOGGY
Holiday?:: CHRISTMAS
Season?:: SUMMER
Sport?:: BASKETBALL
Place to shop?:: PACSUN
Clothing brand?:: ROCA WEAR
Scent?:: BABY POWDER
Restaurant?:: GOLDEN CORAL
Fruit?:: STRAWBERRIES
Vegetable?:: TOMATO
Fast food restaurant?:: MCDONALDS
Pizza topping?:: VEGGIE
Ice cream flavor?:: BUTTER PECAN
Magazine?:: ALLURE
City?:: LOL DONT KNOW
Color?:: PURPLE
Number?:: 2
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: CHOCOLATE
Pepsi or coke?:: PEPSI
Hot or cold?:: HOT
Black or white?:: BLACK
Dog or cat?:: DOG
French toast or pancakes?:: PANCAKES
French fries or onion rings?:: BOTH
Hamburger or hot dog?:: BOTH
Pepperoni or sausage?:: PEPPERONI
Britney or Christina?:: CHRISTINA
McDonalds or Burger King?:: MCDONALDS
50 Cent or Eminem?:: YOU KNOW MY BABE 50 CENT
Canada or Mexico?:: MEXICO
Hug or kiss?:: HUG HATE KISSES
Movies or TV?:: BOTH
Truth or dare?:: TRUTH
Do you...
Shower daily?:: OF COURSE LOL
Sing in the shower?:: OH YES
Like to sing?:: YES
Like to dance?:: YOU KNOW IT
Smoke?:: NO
Drink?:: NO
Cuss?:: ONLY WHEN I'M PISSED OR JOKING AROUND
Talk to yourself?:: LOL HELL NO
Believe in yourself?:: YES
Play an instrument?:: NO
Go to school?:: NO
Go to college?:: NO
Have a job?:: YES
Like your job?:: SOMETIMES
Want to get married?:: NOPE
Want to have kids?:: HAVE TWO
Get along with your parents?:: YES
Get along with your siblings?:: YES
Drive?:: YES
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: YES
Think your funny?:: YES
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: NO
Gone garbage can tipping?:: NO
What are your parents names?:: DOROTHY SMITH AND GREGORY CARTER
Siblings names?:: DOMINIQUE, DAMON, AND DUJUANA
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: YES
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 3
Collect anything?:: NO
Ever been in love?:: YES
In love right now?:: NOPE
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: DARK BLUE
How does your hair look?:: A DAMN MESS
Ever had your heartbroken?:: YES
Ever broken the law?:: NO
Been arrested?:: YES
Been out of the country?:: NO
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: NO
When was the last time you got drunk?:: NEVER
Do you do drugs?:: NO
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: NEVER
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: OFF
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: NOPE
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: BOXERS
Do you like to laugh?:: YES
Ever had a bloody nose?:: NO
Have you ever caught a fish?:: NO
What was the last thing you ate?:: A BOWL OF TRIX CEREAL
What time do you go to bed?:: WHENEVER I GET SLEEPY
What's your favorite color?:: PURPLE
Do you like to give or recieve?:: RECIEVE
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: NOPE
Do you live alone?:: NO
Do you own a blender?:: NO
Do you like the snow?:: SOMETIMES
Ever been up a mountain?:: NO
Ever been rootin'?:: NO
Do you like surprises?:: YES
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My Interests


A survey that you will remember
The Last Person You...
thought about?: DANTE AND DANIA
Looked at?: DUJUANA
said I love you to?: DANIA
hugged?: DANTE AND DANIA
kissed?: CAM LOL
hurt?: NOBODY
Shared a secret with?: YOU KNOW NETTA
watched a movie with?: CAM
couldn't stop thinking about?: DANTE
In your family...
Who makes you laugh?: NETTA
Who makes you cry?: NOBODY
Who is strict?: GRANDMA
Who is laid back: AUNT GENEVEA
Who makes you think?: ANGEL
Who will do anything for you?: NETTA
Have you ever?
been skinnydipping?: NO
Made a friend mad?: ALWAYS
gotten a detention?: NO
gotten expelled?: NO
threw popcorn in a movie theatre?: NO
been on stage?: YES
seen a famous person?: YES MY BABY CHRIS BROWN
been pantsed by a friend?: LOL YES
lost your voice?: YES
You are...
best at?...: SEX
worst at?...: KISSING
Random
profession?: MEDICAL ASSISTING
best friend?: SHEENA
Favorite movie star?: DENZEL WASHINGTON
idol?: BEYONCE
hair color?: BROWN
favorite movie?: JOHN Q
have you ever been in LOVE?: YES
favorite color?: PURPLE
have you ever done a bad impersonation of Arnold Scshwartsenagger: NO
best memory?: EVERYTHING WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER
worst memory?: YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW
favorite band?: ONE REPUBLIC AND MAROON 5
can you do the worm?: YES
did you like this survey?: YES ITS OK
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From QuizYourProfile.com
QUESTION 1:
WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY?

A) AUGUST 22, 1986
B) FEBRUARY 21, 1985
C) FEBRUARY 21,1984

QUESTION 2:
WHAT ARE MY KIDS NAMES

A) DONTE AND DONIA
B) DANTE AND DANIA
C) DAVID AND DESJA

QUESTION 3:
WHAT SCHOOL DID I GRADUATE FROM? AND WHAT YEAR

A) PHOEBUS HIGH 2002
B) HAMPTON HIGH 2003
C) KECOUGHTAN HIGH 2003

QUESTION 4:
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO I DRIVE

A) ACURA
B) GALANT
C) HONDA

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Music:

R&B, Rap, Rock.... a little on everthing. 50 Cent - What Up Gangsta

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Movies:


45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: AJSED
What did you do last night?: NOTHING
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: MY SPACE IM
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: NO
Last time you swam in a pool?: LAST SUMMER
What are you wearing?: NOTHING JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER
How many cars have you owned?: 4
Type of music you dislike most?: CHINESE
Are you registered to vote?: NO
Do you have cable?: YES
What kind of computer do you use?: EMACHINES
Ever made a prank phone call?: ALL THE TIME
You like anyone right now?: YES
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: YES
Furthest place you ever traveled?: FLORIDA
What's your favorite comic strip?: DONT HAVE ONE
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: YES WHO DOESN'T
Shower, morning or night?: BOTH
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: ONE MISSED CALL
Favorite pizza toppings?: VEGGIE
Chips or popcorn?: CHIPS
What cell phone provider do you have?: TMOBILE THE BEST
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: LOL NO
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: YES WHEN I WAS LITTLE
Orange Juice or apple?: ORANGE JUICE
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: DUJUANA
favorite chocolate bar?: TWIX
Who is your longest friend and how long?: SHEENA 12 YEARS
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: I DONT KNOW
Have you ever won a trophy?: YES
Favorite arcade game?: RACING GAMES CARS
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: NO
Sprite or 7-UP?: SPRITE
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: YES
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: LAST WEEK
Ever thrown up in public?: YES ILL
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: MILLIONAIRE
Do you believe in love at first sight?: NO
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: SPONGEBOB
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: YES
What message is on your voicemail machine?: A LONG ONE
Where would you like to go right now?: LAS VEGAS
Whats the name of your pet?: FLUFFY
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: POLO MY BOOKS AND PAPER WORK
What do you think about most?: GOING BACK TO SCHOOL
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30 questions about ur #1 person on your top friends
what is this persons name?: NETTA SMITH
what is their sexual orientation?: STRAIGHT
where did u meet them?: SHE IS MY CUZZIN
do they have pets?: NO
is this person one of ur friends: NO
say something that only makes sense to you and that person: BABIFUDA LOL
when was the last time u saw this person: SUMMER 07
do u miss them: YES
do u have nicknames for each other: YES
why is this person #1 on ur top friends: SHE DESERVE IT
doing anything tonight: NO
if so wat: NOTHING
would he/she date you: YES IF I WAS A DUDE
what is something that he/she is obsessed w/: SHOES
does this person make u laugh: YES
wat is this persons favorite color: LOL PURPLE
wat is their favorite hobby: GETTING MONEY
wat is ur favorite thing about them: SHE IS SO MATURE
where are they originally from: VIRGINIA
is this person cute: YES
do u know their parents: YES
how long did u know this person: 16 YEARS
what is their favorite tv show: MAKING THE BAND
do u tell them alot about ur life: YES THAT BITCH KNOW EVERYTHING
where is there favorite place to go: NEW YORK?
are they popular: YES THATS HOW SHE ACTS
what zodiac sign is he/she: VIRGO
does this person have a nickname: NO
what type of music do they listen to: ALL
how old are they: 16
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A "Just Wondering" Survey
What Is your full name?: DESJA DANIA SMITH
What was you maden name?: SMITH
How long are you married so far?: NEVER
How many kids do you have?: 2
What is your shoe size?: 6
What kind of car do you have?: 03 GALANT
Where do you live at?: HAMPTON
Where were you born at?: VIRGINIA
What is your gender?: FEMALE
Did you ever change you gender?: YES 5 YEARS AGO
How long have you been at your job?: 4 MONTHS
If you could rate you self on a scale from 1-10 what would you rate yoursel: 10
whats your birthdate?: FEBRUARY 21, 1985
What is you favorite band?: ONE REPUBLIC MAROON 5
What is your favorite song?: LOVE SONG
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Heroes:


Your Childhood Survey !
What toy were you obsessed with?: MY DOLLS
Who was your best friend as a kid?: AMANDA
If someone was looking for you, where would they find you at?: IN MY CLOSET
Did you ever cry just to get your way?: ALL THE TIME
How old were you when you first started using the Internet/MSN/IM?: 21
What was one possession you had that you'd be miserable without?: MY BLANKET
How did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real, and how old were you?: MY MOM TOLD ME I WAS 8 YEARS OLD
What about the Tooth Fairy?: WHEN MY FIRST TOOTH CAME OUT AND I DIDNT SEE ANY MONEY UNDER MY PILLOW
The Easter Bunny?: MY MOM TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 8
Which cartoon did you love to watch? Who was your favorite character on it?: ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS OF COURSE ALVIN
What do you miss about being a kid?: NO RESPONSIBILITIES
What was your favorite age from 2 - 10? Why?: 2 I GOT MY WAY ALL THE TIME
What was your least favorite age? Why?: 10 I COULDNT GET MY WAY BECAUSE I KNEW BETTER
What was the worst thing thing that happened to you as a kid?: I ALMOST DROWNED IN THE POOL
What is the first movie you remember going to see?: DEAD PRESIDENTS
How old were you when you first...
Started walking?: 1
Went on your first vacation?: 6
Had a crush?: 8 IN THE THIRD GRADE FOR THIS BOY NAME JOSHUA
Got a pet?: 12 I MISS MY DOG
Hated somebody?: NEVER
Went to school?: 4 HEAD START
Went to summer camp?: 7 DURIN THE SUMMER
Had an injury?: CANT REMEBER
Were babysat?: SINCE BIRTH
Describe...
Your first time being babysat?: I CANT REMEMBER
The time when you got lost in the store/mall?: I WONDERED OFF TO THE TOY SECTION AND GOT LOST
What your room looked like?: PURPLE
What you were really like as a kid?: MEAN
Something that was annoying about you?: I WAS SPOILED
What your best friend looked like?: LIGHT SKINNED LONG HAIR
What your house looked like?: GHETTO
What your favorite movie was about?: PEOPLE ROBBING A BANK
Back to the random questions!
Were you fat, chubby, or really skinny?: AVERAGE
What was your favorite color back then and what is it now?: RED, PURPLE
Did you spend more time with your mom or dad?: MOM
Did you go to McDonald's a lot?: YES I TOLD YOU I WAS SPOILED LOL
Did you always have to play in those little jungle gyms at McDonald's?: YES
What age do you consider not being a kid anymore?: 12
If you could go back and be a kid again, what would you do first?: I DONT KNOW RIGHT NOW
Did you play video games? What was your favorite?: YES MARIO ON THE NINTENDO
Did you get made fun of?: YES
What was your best feature?: MY EYES
What was your ugliest feature?: MY TEETH LOL
Did you watch... ? [If yes, what did you think of it]
Are You Afraid of the Dark?: YES THE WAS ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS GROWING UP
Rugrats?: YES I USE TO LOVE TOMMY
Rocco's Modern Day Life?: YES AT FIRST I DIDNT LIKE IT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?: YES I USE TO LOVE THAT SHOW
Blues Clues?: NO
Doug?: YES DO-DA DO-DA DO-DA DO-DA DO-DA DO THAT WAS MY SHOW LOL
Saved By The Bell?: NO
Sailor Moon?: NO
Sabrina The Teenage Witch?: YES SOMETIMES
The Big Comfy Couch?: NO
Boy Meets World?: YES COREY AND TOMPANGA MADE A GOOD COUPLE
Dexter's Labratory?: YES THAT DUDE WAS FUNNY
Power Rangers?: YES THAT WAS MY SHOW AFTER SCHOOL I WAS IN LOVE WITH ZACK
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