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The Man With Two Arms

If you can't fix a problem with duct tape you haven't used enough

About Me

Hi I'm Josh. I don't really care what anyone thinks about me. I go to CCRI for theatre but anyone who already knows me should have figured as much. I'm a Taurus and i like moonlit walks on the beach with that special someone. I'm goofy as hell and enjoy every minute of it. I do many stupis things that could endanger myself and there's nothing you can do about it. I memorize movies like second nature. I make stuff out of tape with mad skills. I play bass guitar in the best band ever, Joan's Faire. Usually when we play live I wear a vest i made out of duct tape. And I don't want to be your monkey wrench.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh, Mr. Bassman, The Sexiness, The FIfth Wheel
Birthday: May 2
Birthplace: in a jar
Current Location: in a chair
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6 foot ish standing up straight
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Canuk, Polak, Redman
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: food, getting hit in the junk
Your Fears: getting hit in the junk, snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get cd out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the hell
Your Best Physical Feature: all of it
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Washington D.C. couple years ago
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: i go both ways
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuckshitniggabitchasshole... yea
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: duh
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: i'm goin in september
Do you want to get Married: possibly
Do you belive in yourself: fuck no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar...but not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope *tear*
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: crucifiction
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fucking rock god
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: as long as your not too messed up i can cope
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: see below
Number of Tattoos: whatever floats your boat
Number of things in my Past I Regret: its your life
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!This is Joan's Faire in all it's glory
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
Your Taste in Music:
80's Rock: High Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Heavy Metal: High Influence
90's Pop: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

My Interests

Tape, music, tape, sleep, tape, being me, tape

I'd like to meet:

the saner portion of my mind..

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Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Liquid Tension Experiment, Joan's Faire, Van Halen, Blur, David Bowie, Weezer, Bruce Springsteen, Incubus, AC/DC,

Movies:

seen them all.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Thin Blue Line, Blackadder, Benny Hill, Mr. Bean, Coupling.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I can't read

Heroes:

Green Lantern