-Sir-Bam-alot™-[LISTEN TO CKY!]

Yo all. wats goin on? wat the fuck do you think your doing on my website? ahhah nahh j/p but your probably thinking if it's me or not. well guess what it is ME so dont fucking message me and ask me the same gay question over and OVER fucking again. Am i really bam? first to all the haters out there yes it is really me and you can kiss my ass. And to be frank i really dont give two fucks if you dont think its me anyway. YES i know there are fucking shitloads of pussys out there pretending to be me and to tell the truth i think its pretty fucking pathetic. GO out and skate or someshit. Fuck dude.Now i got that out of the way. Hey how the fuck are ya? i get a thousand comments and messages a day and i barely read them. sorry, no i'm not. so don't leave me fucking messages saying comment me back beacuse i won't unless i have nothing better to do.Im also not up with all this myspace shit. fancy things scare me, nearly as much as vitos bare ass, so dont bug me if my site isnt as gnarly as yours cause i dont care.The questions i get asked about consist alot about SKATEBOARDING. All i got ta say to all u who skate out there- just go for it. thats my advice. If ur out there fallen on ur arse every three seconds it dont matter- as long as ur havin fun and doing it with pride. Wanna advance? My advice is to set urself higher, do it with a set mind and be fuckin positive- no one learnt how to do it all in one day so give yaself time.....!There I said it againSo dont message me fuckerrrssi'm joking - kinda- not really- ahh wat the fucki think i out done myself.. thats all for me. Give me a comment if u wanna contact me- but dont xpect a reply straight up... i have better things to do.. MWUAHHAHAHAHAHi think theres only one person more lazy in this world... and thats vito....... haha hes so fucken fat it aint funnnnnnyyy...Ummm..... and I have bue eyes and brown hair as you can see. If you know me you know that I had my own show viva la bam,I was in Jackass the movie and all of the shows,I am married now I love her!!!My real name is Brandon Cole Margera but I like people to call me bam, My best friends/crew are Rake,Raab,Ryan Dunn,Jimmy Pop,Ville Valo,Brandon and more band friends.I skateboard for element,Don vito is my fat uncle that needs a fucking diet,haha.My mom is April a.ka. Ape.My dad the fatty number 2 is Phill lol. I hosted All That Rocks In Rock™.Ilive in Pennsylvania. I help the band HIM make money pretty much I tell people about them. I just got a myspace because I saw how bad the news talks about it,its awesome.Dude and one more thing I like to drink and slap people in the face for the fuck of it most parents hate me but, I don't give a shit!!!If you want to learn more about me fuck it look ok Google or go on my web site www.bammargera.com. September 28, 1979 in West Chester, Pennsylvania) is a professional skateboarder, actor, creator of the "CKY" skate/prank/stunt videos, and radio personality. He is also the star of Viva la Bam, and member of the Jackass crew. He also went to East High School. He cites Raab Himself as his only reason for attending high school, and dropped out after Raab got expelled for smearing feces on a locker (as told in CKY). He then successfully received his GED at the insistence of his parents, April Margera and Phil Margera.Bam got his start by making his own skateboarding videos, known as the cKy videos. Camp Kill Yourself (a.k.a cKy) is also the name of his brother Jess's rock band (see CKY). These early videos feature most of the CKY crew, most notably Ryan Dunn, Brandon DiCamillo, Rake Yohn, Raab Himself, and Brandon Novak. His videos and television shows often include his long-suffering parents, Phil and April, his uncle Vincent Margera ("Don Vito"), and ex-fiancée Jen Rivell (Margera broke off his engagement to Rivell in early 2005).Before becoming a professional skateboarder, he could be found frequenting the local skate spots, performing at area fairgrounds, and loitering at Fairman's skate shop.As a professional skater in the summer of 2005, Margera successfully landed The Loop in Phoenix, Arizona. He became the 13th known skater to land it, and was the first street skater to successfully land it.His weekly Sirius Satellite Radio show is called Radio Bam. Margera directed and co-wrote (with Brandon DiCamillo and Chris Aspite) a low-budget independent film called Haggard, starring himself and his friends, released in 2003. Margera also has a small speaking part in the skateboarding movie "Grind". He also directed four music videos for the Finnish band HIM (Buried Alive By Love, The Sacrament, And Love Said No, and Solitary Man). He directed the music video for The 69 Eyes (Lost Boys)Margera also appeared on Punk'd, in 2005. Ashton Kutcher 'trapped' Margera's Element team manager inside of a convenience store while staging an elaborate hold-up, complete with weapon-wielding police officers. (The real LAPD SWAT team helped with this prank)He has also been animated as a character into a number of pro-skateboarder Tony Hawk's video games. In fact, he is featured as a main character in Tony Hawk's Underground (1 and 2) and Tony Hawk's American Wasteland.In 2006, Bam started on a new animated series for MTV slated to air in the summer. Bam also had two special episodes of Viva la Bam entitled Viva La Spring Break.He will also be starring in Jackass: Number Two, the sequel to Jackass: The Movie, which will be released September 22, 2006.Bam will also star with Ashton Kutcher in the 2007 comedy Surviving Sundays. Bam's name originates from his childhood when he would sometimes go crazy and run into walls, causing his grandfather to say "Bam, bam, bam, chill out! Bam!"[citation needed] Bam is a fan of, friend of, and occasional video director for H.I.M.'s frontman, Ville Valo. Bam has licensed the band's logo, the heartagram (a pentagram with two points curved to incorporate a heart symbol), for personal use. Bam has had himself tattooed with the heartagram. Bam is engaged to Melissa Rothstein. He proposed to her in the King of Prussia Shopping Mall. The two are going to be tying the knot in October 2006.[1] In the DVD comentary for Jackass: The Box Set, Margera said that Element Skateboards pays him two million dollars a year to wear their clothing. Bam is currently writing, producing, and directing his new feature film, a sequel to Haggard, titled Kiss a Good Man's Ass. The film will feature the "garbage juicer" invention shown in Haggard [2]He announced another film he is working on called The Dream Seller. The Dream Seller is a nickname for long-time friend and fellow skater Brandon Novak[3]. Current episodes of Bam's show have shown him to own both a red 2003 Hummer H2 and a purple Lamborghini Gallardo as well as a Mercedes-Benz S55 AMG with a heartagram on the front instead of the Mercedes-Benz logo. A recent episode, however, showed the H2 being dropped off a cliff by Don Vito as revenge for constant torment. The Lamborghini has been modified with help from friend Billy Idol to include a sunroof (a rough rectangle crudely cut with a reciprocating saw). Bam bragged that his was the only vehicle of its kind with a sunroof. Since the end of filming on Viva La Bam, Bam has replaced the red H2 with a blue H2. Adio shoes recently presented Bam with a light blue Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster. An Easter Egg on the first 5000 DVD copies of CKY4 shows a sex act between Bam Margera and former girlfriend Jenn Rivell. He has a niece named Ava Elizabeth[citation needed]. Bam has entered the famous Gumball 3000 rally twice, the first time in 2001 with the Jackass crew, and the second time in 2006 with Ryan Dunn and Tony Hawk. Bam Margera will also be hosting MTV2's first annual All That Rocks with Ryan Dunn. He is seen on the intro of The Dudesons with Steve-O and is featured doing some stunts on a few episodes. =P