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Dave

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

About Me

%D%A %D%AMyspace is old news. Myspace is for pedophiles. Myspace is for closet sluts. Myspace is for bored high school students. Myspace is good for downloading music for free. Myspace is run by a computer programming nerd named Tom who insists on making himself a priority on everybodies friends list. He thinks he's the next Bill Gates but he'll probably be eating Chinese take out for the rest of his life. Myspace will make your brain rot. Myspace is the pinnacle of the technological communication age gone to complete shit. Myspace is for making people like you feel important. Myspace is for people like me to make fun of for no reason. Get a facebook (that was a note to self). I'm here for my friends back in Mass, yall know who you are.

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Stephen King, J.D. Salinger (i've been informed that he won't let anyone near his house, not even ME), Gary Sinese, Sylvester Stalone, Pete and Pete, Adrian Smith, George Dubblya (just to see if he has any saving graces in person) Robin Williams, Adam Morrison, many many more, and especially, YOU. The only question is do you want to submit yourself to the warped mind that is "Dave G?"

Music:

Third Eye Blind, Everclear, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D, Minor Threat,Darkest Hour,Social Distortion, Immortal Technique! Dream Theatre, Dio, Black Sabbath, Queen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, SMASHING PUMPKINS, Allman Brothers, CSN

Movies:

In no particular order:Good Will Hunting, Mrs. Doubtfire, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Lord of the Rings, 8 Mile,The Big Lebowski, American History X, The Labrynth, Houseguest, First Kid, The enitire Earnest series, Saving Private Ryan, MYSTIC RIVER, Malcolm X, Rob Roy, The Fischer King, Beverly Hills Ninja, Wayne's World I and II, Troy, A Clockwork Orange, Igby Goes Down, Heavyweights, The Sandlot, Mrs. Doubtfire, Waiting, Hostel, Every Disney movie ever created, The Harry Potter series owns you, don't try to fight it, you'll make it worse for yourself... The Stand, High School High, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, As Good As It Gets,Shindler's List, A River Runs Through It, Back To the Future I and II, Forrest Gump, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Shining, BLOW, Happy Gilmore, The Ring, Exorcist, Forrest Gump, Rocky Series, Mists of Avalon, the Goonies, A Beautiful Mind, Dead Poet Society, Mafia!, Stand by Me, Braveheart, Saw I and II, the list goes on and on.

Television:

Crank Yankers, Wild Boyz, Jackass, Who's Line is it Anyway?, Jeopardy! (point and laugh, i deserve it) No reality T.V., i liked Survivor but that's about it, Hate the Real World, Road Rules, the Swan, Joe Millionare, HATE ALL THAT SHIT, American Justice, Documentaries on WWII, Salad Fingers if you want to consider that warped shit television, gotta love Chapelle's Show, grew up on lots of Nickelodean, salute your shorts! Global Guts, What would you do, nick arcarde, angry beavers, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Hey Dude, Wild and Crazy Kids etc etc. The Wonder Years is an AMAZING show, watch some Fuse, MXC, ESPN for basketball highlights, I rarely watch TV nowadays, I always feel like I'm wasting my time.

Books:

Tons, can't think of them all right now: Calvin and Hobbes! A Clockwork Orange, Requiem For a Dream, Go Ask Alice, read the Lord of the Rings, A Wrinkle in Time, Many Waters, A Swiftly Tilting Planet (and the other one by Madelein L'Engle) The DiVinci Code (probably spelled that wrong, do somethin), Catcher in the Rye was my bible when i was 12, DAve Berry is all right every now and again, The Godfather,Raise High the Roof Beams Carpenters and Seymour: an Introduction, The Stand, The Shining, Brave New World, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The World According to Garp, East of the Border West of the Sun, After the Quake, Dance Dance Dance, Franny and Zooey, Poetry books, Whitman, T.S. Elliot, Tynesson, Prince of Tides, any Pat Conroy stuff, anything that strikes me fancy.

Heroes:

J.D. Salinger, Stephen King, Curt Schilling, Rocky (not Sylvester Stallone, ROCKY, dammit), Adrian Smith of Iron Maiden, my sister (that's cute isn't it?), Larry Brown, lots of people, anyone who inspires me.

My Blog

I just won 500 dollars

ON A SCRATCH TICKET.  as we speak, there is a fat roll of twenties resting in my wallet waiting to be spent recklessly.  it's a weird feeling though, almost like I don't dese...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:28:00 PST