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About Me

Age: 26..oops! 27 hee hee. Star sign: Libra Height: 5' 11'' Weight: 155 lbs (perhaps slightly less) Eye Color: Green (mushed pea green) Hair Color: Brown Hair Length: short(er), a little greasy (figuratively) Race: White/European Marital status: Never married (except for a mistake in Vegas with Cody: my rock-climbing instructor) Children: Several illegitimate children (mainly in Poland) City: Edmonton, AB Education: University (well, community college if you really must know god dammit) Language English: Fair; mumbles occasionally French: Basic Profession: doctorb Occupation: medical representative of charcoal Religion: a little bit of everything? I read the Da Vinci Code but it was WAY too hard of a read. At least grade Four Smoking: No, except for Meth Drinking Socially (everyday)
Personality: cheerful, friendly, forgiving, gentle, warm-hearted and honest, industrious, romantic at heart, loving family, *bad temper, mildly neurotic/psychotic*
Interests: Listening to Phil Collins/Foreigner/Styx/Supertramp, sport (volleyball, tennis), skiing and swimming, music, dances, cinema, art, traveling, going for a walk in the evening when the weather is warm, cooking (or rather heating up meals).
Looking for a partner:
Age to 83 Race: Not important (life isn't a race) Other university degree, non-smoker, non-drinker, financially secure, kind, cheerful, romantic, caring, family oriented, fit, without tendency to corpulence, height 3'11and more, or less.
I need serious woman, who looks for a husband regularily, but not a boyfriend, eww gross. If you are this woman, I am waiting you with impatience! Hee hee....
Dan's personal message:
Im very kind, friendly and a somewhat credulous person. And Im also very faithful. I have faith in the healing power of Hall & Oates. Im able to love, to listen and to hear. Id like to create a family with a person who will love and respect me, as Im tired of being lonely. I want to take care of somebody and to be taken cared for. I hope to find a person, whom I can give all my kindness, care, faithfulness and to create a family coziness. Im waiting for letters from women who values all the qualities I mentioned. Im 26 but I feel myself as if I were 25. Friends of my age cant keep up with me, as Im very active and passionate; its impossible to become bored with me. If we look like each other Im looking forward to your letters.
Communication: Postal address YES (available) Home Phone YES (available) Mobile Phone YES (available) Fax NO Email YES (available) Expression of interest response rate: 100%
I was watching America's Next Top-Model and these girls were getting put through such horrible tests and initiations! One for instance saw them with a make-up bag and only ten minutes to be ready to be photographed at a fake modelling session! Wow, they have it so hard! I can't believe how much work is involved in that industry!!!!
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My Interests

Dancing, exercising, pints, making electronic music, reading, music, YMCA, coffee and then detoxifying, travelling, learning, art, Myspace, listening to techno late at night while running, vitamins, being sardonic, determining which is the world's best ever hair product, stripping my hair from the Aveda and Rusk as a result of trying to determine the best hair product in the world ever, cats, Indian food, going to shows, Health and wellness.....

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost--Gary Sinise. Brains, a talented actor, rich, good looking AND a bass player! Ding Ding DonG!I'd like to meet Deiter V from DVAS at some point and go for a pint and talk about his might.Also, my Life Partner.....ha ha..........(sound of old French-horn going "wahw weow wowwowwowowowowow.") A girl with Slavic features/ A girl who looks like Ashlee Simpson....(horn going 'weow weow wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo....)

Music:

2 Many DJ's, Ricardo Villalobos, Morgan Geist, Editors, Metro Area, Mylo, Air, Micheal Mayer, Supermayer, Justus Kohncke (sp?-wrong), Gui Boratto, Beats in Space/Tim Sweeney, Colder, Kaito, Mstrkrft, Shit Robot, Superpitcher, Interpol, Kavinsky, The Cure, Tiga, Booka Shade, Evil Nine, Rub N' Tug, Morgan Geist, Sebastian, Gez Varley, Luomo, Kelley Polar, House music (but not cheesy house music), Alex Smoke, Wire, Junior Boys, Royskopp, Justice, Primes, Chromeo, M83, The Mitgang Audio, Ivan Schmaghe, Killing Joke, Bloc Party,The Futureheads, Fabric CDs, Andrew Weatherall, Doves, Neil Young, Daft Punk, Matthew Dear, Alter Ego, Solvent aka Black Turtleneck, Stuart Price aka Thin White Duke aka Man With Guitar aka Jacques Lu Cont aka part of Zoot Woman, Kerri Chandler, Carl Craig, Aphex Twin, The Stills, Depeche Mode, !!!, Pixies, Nirvana, Radio Berlin, Smiths, LCD Soundsystem, Underworld, FPU, XTC, Air, Boards of Canada, Blur, T. Raumschmiere, Led Zeppelin, Out Hud, Matthew Dear, Bolide, Whitey Houston, DFA 1979, DFA Records, Marc Romboy, Alan Braxe, Fred Falke, Fischerspooner, Lindstrom, Ladytron, Tiefschwarz, Front 242, Black Strobe, anything Nik Kozub/Jez/Dietzche plays, Phoenix, The Police, Morrissey, The Juan Maclean, Hall & Oates, Foreigner, Isolee, Cut Copy, Wire, Tim Sweeney, Digitalism, Tom Boy, Diplo, Radiohead, Gavin Russom & Delia Gonzalez, Chicken Lips, Akufen, Jeremy Caulfield, Wilco, The National, The Hacker, DVAS, Swayzak, Jake Fairley, Anthony Rother, Mount Sims, Joy Division and New Order, Duran Duran, anything Ed Banger records or Playgroup.

Movies:

A History of Viggo Mortensen: A film By Daniel Carmicheal. THE BIG LEBOWSKI , Adaptation, any Tim Burton movies, American Beauty, The Motorcycle Diaries, City of God, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, Dead Man, Zoolander, Mr. Holland's Opus, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, I H Huckabee's, 24 Hour Party People, Life Aquatic and most movies with Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Television:

Whenever I am happy, all I have to do is turn on a reality TV program and suddenly the world seems much shittier. I love when people put "porn" as a favorite...that is really stupid.

Books:

"The Picture of Dorian Gray"- Oscar Wilde "Brave New World"- Aldous Huxley "1984"- George Orwell "Don Quixote"- Cervantes "Crime and Punishment"- F. Dostoevsky "Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs"- Chuck Klosterman some (not much) of Douglas Coupland's stuff "Slaughterhouse Five"- Kurt Vonnegut "Catch 22"- Joseph Heller, Bukowski,

Heroes:

Neil Young, Jeffrey Lebowski & Oscar Wilde. Tyler Grant for being such a self-deprecating asshole. Ernest Hemingway for leading such a full life and not caring about what others thought of him. Oh, and also because he enjoyed a drink now and then. Also, David Suzuki. Friends--Darren Veres, Chris Malanchen, Jez Stuffco, Jordan Stuffco, Jeff Stuart, Paul Arnusch, Travis & Tyler Grant, Faizel Kanji, Matt Pahl, Bob Harris, Sheck, Chris Murphy, Graham Lessard, Max Foster, Mark Moran, Craig Metcalfe, Craig Roberge, & last but certainly not least--Nik Kozub.

My Blog

Annual

Each year I devote a list of trademarks that determine a rather large number of Edmontonian, and Albertan, men.  This dull, uninteresting lot is basically going to be responsible for the downfall...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

New Arcade Fire Vs. Bruce Hornsby?

I haven't heard the full album yet but what I can say about the first single is.... I am pretty sure it was either A.) Written by Bruce Hornsby & The Range. Or, B.)The Arcade Fire heav...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

Throwing parties....

Recently, there have been a number of people who have thrown themselves parties in their own honour (e.g., going away, coming back). [Note:this is just a personal blog/opinion so don't take it too ser...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

Taped Rear window signage

Okay,So occasionally (actually often) I see cars with little signs taped on the back window that says something along the lines of "New Driver." Most of these people are female, minority drivers. I un...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

The Cure

So, I recently saw Korn do an "unplugged?" session.???? It was beyond repulsive--but that is quite obvious. What was disturbing was seeing Robert Smith of The Cure playing a song with Korn. I now beli...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:15:00 PST

Adventure Tourism, zoos, etc.

A couple was recently smacked by a defensive mother whale because they were snorkelling too close to the young baby whale. Boo fucking hoo....."Adventure Tourism" is a billion-dollar industry that thr...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

Spring Fever

Spring appears to be here for now. I can tell because I now intermitently get the sudden urge to run outside and euphorically scream at the top of my lungs "Balls." A definite excitement looms in...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

Get Over It

Edmonton, please get over it. Don't be so shortsighted (once again). Some over-the-hill hockey player with "heart" is gone. So what, money is money and it makes the world go around and that is why Rya...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

Randy Messier

  So, being the fan-obsessed psychos that we are in this city and surrounding area, Edmonton is going to rename the portion of St. Albert Trail from 137th Avenue to St. Albert Mark Messier way o...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

gross...

I just rewatched a small portion of the remake of "The Hills Have Eyes." I originally dragged (literally) my wife there on our first movie date together. It was extremely disturbing then and still is ...
Posted by vIS-a-vIS on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST