I'm Shannon and I go to Portland State University. I'm a pretty chill and easy going person. Most of my time is spent avoiding my homework at all costs, usually by taking a nap. I compulsively read Craigslist ads even though I never want to buy anything. I drop my cell phone. A lot. I dominate at Sudoku puzzles. Crosswords... well, they just make me feel like a failure at life. I have a tattoo of a dragonfly. Documentaries about aliens and UFOs scare me. When I'm home alone at night and hear noises I don't worry about burglars, I worry about aliens. I have a snake named Zeke which is pretty badass, if you ask me. I've given up worrying and stressing about other people cause its not worth it. I like to party but curling up with blankets, movies, and someone special is my fav. I have two horses named Peanut and Slider and they bite. Fucked up a guys hand once. True story. I worked as a peer educator for Planned Parenthood for three years so if you need advice on anything or condoms hit me up. The window of my dorm looks out to a bar called the Cheerful Tortoise and I've watched a lot of bar brawls from there. I think I may have run out of obnoxious, random, and useless information about me. Hit me up.I'm on my school's Sailing Team.
"Sailing is like sex to these people." -- Wedding Crashers.
True story...
