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Laura

I'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.

About Me

So, you wanna hang out with me tonight? Well...
sn: antiraz0r.
bright. just like the stars above me.
proud. just like my mother planned it.
short. on all the things I don't want.
I am full of love and longing. "I am a collage of unaccounted for brush strokes. I am all random." I am exceptionally lonely most of the time. Invite me somewhere. I'll say yes. I am a transcendentalist. I am inaccessible. I am an artist. "You want to run me like a freight elevator, stick things in me then say I'll see you later." No. I will not have sex with you. I am uncomfortable most places. I am a feminist. I am unemployed! I am introverted and insecure and suspicious. "I've never met a person I couldn't call a beauty." I get very jealous. I am incredibly, probably overly, protective of people that I care about. I am a sucker for a pair of red shoes. "My chief want in life is someone who shall make me do what I can." I am passive-aggressive and non-confrontational and I hate it I'm working on it. I am not a good conversationalist and I often find myself thinking that those who are considered such speak obviously, redundantly, or boringly. If I can't find something valuable to say I won't say anything at all. I really do enjoy a good romantic comedy. I need to find everything out for myself. "We've got nowhere to go. We've got nothing to do. Instead of dancing alone I should be dancing with you." The vast majority of girls make me very uncomfortable. My sister is a felon. My hands go numb when I have a nightmare. I enjoy a steaming plate of buttered spaghetti. I like pasta in general. I am confused about a lot of things. I like rain. I listen to music. I have a god damn opinion & I will articulate it in an intelligent, if not objective way. Once in a while I will choose my cat over you. It's nothing personal. I value honesty and compassion and tolerance, maybe above all else. Maybe not. I am so bitter that it disgusts even me. "I'm talking about not covering every square inch of populated America with houses and strip-malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk." Stuffed animals at garage sales make me sad. I don't know how to make friends. "I was never cool in school. I'm sure you don't remember me." I want to be needed. I am a hypocrite, but I don't like to be. Because I really believe all of the advice I give. I'm shallow. I'm terribly shallow, but no one really notices that at first because the standards by which I make my judgments aren't very conventional. I have japanese steel. I. HATE. Milfs. I get hurt easily and hold grudges. I don't want to hurt your feelings. Unexpected compassion makes me cry. "She doesn't have the titties, she doesn't have the ass, she doesn't have the thick ass mexican thighs that I possess." I am a pervert. I'm catty. I'm really, really not as mean as I appear to be. I wish I could riverdance when standing on top of la jolla ice cream shops. "When I go out some like to get me drunk and wild, but the only thing you get tonight is my fucking drink tab." I can't stand it when people that I don't like like the same things as me. I am selfish. I hate sharing my things, but I love giving people their own things and being there when they think no one is. I swear and I do care if it bothers you. I'm socially awkward. I suck at intimacy and I have a fear of commitment, but I'm great at friendship... if you stick around long enough for me to warm up to you. "and I would like to blame it on the artist in me, but there's no one here who buys that bullshit." Pretentious little fuckers need not apply. Souther Salazar .


and if you ever wanna try
your hand at forcing my
suicide, come on, fucker,
and reach out for the sun.

My Interests


aerobicon, androgyny, anti-anti, art, aviation, balance, caturday, chess, claddagh, cold cardboard smell, communism, compassion, concerts, cooking, creation, dancing, democracy, dice, equal rights, the federal budget , food, france, free speech, gifts from antique shops, hands, intolerance of the intolerant, italy, jawbones, karma, leather smell, left wing, making out, masturbation, merit society, mexico, musicals, nolite te bastardes carborundorum, photography, pink skin after a hot shower, psychology, rain, respect, rodents, satire, semi-intellectualism, self-reliance, sex, sleeping naked, socialism, spain, traveling, vitalism, wet concrete smell

I'd like to meet:

"The right six people." People with thoughts in their heads. Opinions. Passion. Dreams. Plans. People who don't need to drink to have a good time. People who will broaden my horizons. Or at least keep me entertained. I want to be your friend. All I need is for you to show me why.

"I got your name and number. You seem kind of surprised. Maybe it's because I can be, you know, like, cold as ice. In crowded situations I always want to go and if I see you leaving I'll beat you to the door."


How much of your life can you account for?
we are a terrible match.



Disclaimer: The whole concept of myspace kind of freaks me out, honestly. I add people that I feel like I could ( or already know that I do ) enjoy being with. I don't want to be a tally mark closer to some lame friend goal you have set to make yourself feel special. So have something in common with me, please. ..or at least have a desire to be exposed to things that you don't have in common with me.

If you never talk to me don't freak out when I delete you.



Friends:
Laura has enough friends.

Sister!

Zach |:

Ben

TBRigo

Elliot

Lady Beatrix

Miss Sabrina

Heather&Gerald

Double Matt

Uncle Jeff

Jenn-wad

Bryce

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Music:

!!!, 3 inches of blood, animal collective, the arcade fire, atmosphere, bat for lashes, ben folds five, be your own pet, bikini kill, bjork, blackalicious, bloc party, the blow, blur, bob dylan, bonnie "prince" billy, bright eyes, built to spill, the buzzcocks, cat power, catch 22, the clash, the cranberries, the cure, dan deacon, danzig, david bowie, the dead kennedys, death cab for cutie, depeche mode, dirty sanchez, the dismemberment plan, django reinhardt, the doors, the dresden dolls, duran duran, feist, gang of four, girl talk, the gorillaz, the go! team, grand buffet, gravy train!!!, hot hot heat, iron and wine, johnny cash, led zeppelin, le tigre, the liars, the libertines, the mars volta, metric, modest mouse, new order, nina simone, outkast, panda bear, patrick wolf, peaches, the pietasters, pink floyd, the pixies, the pogues, the postal service, radiohead, the ramones, the rave-ups, richard cheese, the scissor sisters, the shins, simon & garfunkel, the slackers, sleater-kinney, the smiths, smog, the sound, soundgarden, spank rock, the specials, stellastarr*, the strokes, tegan & sara, tenacious d, they might be giants, tom petty and the heartbreakers, tool, tv on the radio, uffie, the velvet underground, the violent femmes, weezer, the yeah yeah yeahs, anything that you don't think will have violins... but does.



Movies:

28 days later, american beauty, american history x, amelie, anchorman, the associate, benny & joon, the boondock saints, boys don't cry, the brave little toaster, the breakfast club, butch cassidy & the sundance kid, but i'm a cheerleader, cabaret, chasing amy, clerks, clue, cool runnings, desperado, dolores claiborne, donnie darko, the doors, the draw squad, edward scissorhands, elf, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fern gully, ferris beuller's day off, fiddler on the roof, the fifth element, fight club, finding forrester, finding nemo, fried green tomatoes, forrest gump, garden state, ghost, gia, girl interrupted, gladiator, the godfather, god of cookery, good will hunting, the goonies, grease, the green mile, happy gilmore, harold & maude, harry potter, i heart huckabees, hook, in america, the incredibles, indiana jones, jerry maguire, the joy luck club, kill bill, the last unicorn, les miserables, little miss sunshine, lord of the rings, the lost boys, napoleon dynamite, the nightmare before christmas, o brother where art thou, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, universal's peter pan, philadelphia, pirates of the caribbean, pom poko, pretty in pink, pulp fiction, ratatouille, reservoir dogs, resident evil, rocky horror picture show, samson & sally, the sandlot, a scanner darkly, schindler's list, the shawshank redemption, sin city, six degrees of separation, son in law, star wars, taxi driver, tombstone, toy story, trainspotting, unico in the island of magic, velvet goldmine, the way of the gun, the wedding singer, what's eating gilbert grape, the wizard of oz, y tu mama tambien, zoolander


Television:

boy meets world, carnivàle, csi, daria, degrassi, doug, ellen, family guy, flight of the conchords, the fresh prince of bel-air, futurama, gargoyles, good eats, i love lucy, i shouldn't be alive, law & order svu, mythbusters, the office, power rangers, project runway, queer eye for the straight guy, rocko's modern life, six feet under, star trek the next generation, teenage mutant ninja turtles, texas law, unwrapped, will & grace, the wonder years

Books:

1984, brave new world, catch 22, the catcher in the rye, che guevara: a revolutionary life, the chronicles of narnia, civil disobedience, a clockwork orange, the company of wolves, the good earth, the handmaid's tale, harry potter, i feel sick, illusions, johnny the homicidal maniac, the lord of the flies, nightmares & fairy tales, one piece, the perks of being a wallflower, a separate peace, squee, stone butch blues, through the looking glass

Heroes:

Jackie Beat, Jeremy Bentham, Foo Swee Chin, Elizabeth I, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Leslie Feinberg, Che Guevara, Jamie Hewlett, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Martin Luther King Jr., Alfred Kinsey, Ninja, Alice Paul, Natalie Portman, Souther Salazar, JD Samson, Henry David Thoreau, Dita Von Teese



My Blog

journal

is here. Because I don't have the time, energy, or dedication to keep more than one.
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST