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Turd Sando

Its all fun and games until someone loses a testicle

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What Kind of Crazy Drunk Are You?

The Asshole
You are the crazy drunk that likes to piss people off. Whether it's introducing your fist to someone else's face, or brandishing your selection of weapons to prove you're not a pussy, alcohol and you do not mix. You are the drunk that wonder's why no one's talking to you in the morning, and your past-time is spent fighting with old ladies in supermarkets. Being the asshole also means that you can never be soft towards the opposite sex. Remember cat calls, and lude behavior is your middle name, and slapping an ass or two means your the one in control. And remember, you don't need to prove to your friends your the asshole, they already know.
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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Crazy Carl
Your a mad man! your head is rushing with so many crazy ideas at once, half that are illegal. You enjoy smoking but even more the rush you get. You often have to be controlled by a friends before you end up in a hospital or in jail.You are Fun to blaze with but also need to be watched carefully
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You Are 50% Redneck
You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Mike Cincola, one more time.

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Music:

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr, The devil makes three, Cock Sparrer, The Adverts, The Addicts, David Allen Coe, Billy Idol, The Misfits, FEAR, Iggy Pop, Joe Walsh, Rolling Stones, The Animals, Pink Floyd, Guns n Roses, Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, The Clash, Eric Clapton

Movies:

Gummo, Joe Dirt, Animal House, Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, yea

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park

Books:

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson and Piece of Cake oh and Haunted

Heroes:

Any adult under 4 feet tall