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Mike

pints of guiness make you stronger

About Me

HERE WE GO! LUKE IS AN ILLITERATE COCK SUCKER Hi, I'm Mike. I'm 21 years old (as of May 29, 2008; hopefully I'll remember to update this next year). I'm somewhere between 5'11 and 6', 165 pounds or so. My parents are divorced and I have on sister named Kendra. I love my baby seestor. My life tends to revolve around hanging out with my way kick ass friends, going to school, working, and music. Oh yeah, I write "cooL" with a capital 'L' at the end of it because it makes the word "cooL" look cooL! Sometimes I'll make the 'L' bold and red for added coo L ness.
I'm a very sarcastic person a lot of the time. I like sarcasm. I also like humor. I don't like idiocy, hypocrisy, and people who think that they're way cooLer than they really are. I also hate it when someone claims a political party and starts belting off about whatever the latest is on the TV without doing any independent research at all.
My friends are awesome people who have always been there for me and I'm sure always will be. Collaboratively, we're known as Team Friendship and we are all sooooo cooL. If you don't like my friends, there's a very high probability that I don't like you. A similar but opposite rule applies to people that my friends don't like. Team Friendship has played a large role in shaping who I am today and I'm damn happy about it.
I like computers and have been hacking away on them for a while now. As such, I work as a male prostitute at a colfax and am going to the University of Colorado at Denver for a Computer Science/Engineering degree. I'm happy with where I am in life and am excited to find out where I may go.
Music is amazing and I try my hardest to surround myself in it. I like listening to ska, punk, and whichever mixtures of ska and punk exist the most. I have been going to shows for a long time now, and I've bought a shirt at nearly every show I've ever been to. Interesting fact is that punk rock shows built the upper half of my body's wardrobe.
If there's anything else you'd like to know, be sure to ask.
Fort:
I once had the greatest fort of all time in my backyard. Be sure to stop in and pay respects to Team Friendship's Fort of Fun (F 3 ) !

AIM ScreenName: 'to0g'
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My Interests

Computers and nerdy things like that. I also run, go to concerts, play monkey on the ground, and I'm a flowing machine.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Ness, Tomas Kalnoky, Matt Skiba, Greg Graffin, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, people to play monkey on the ground with.

Music:

Here is a list of the bands that I listen to on a regular basis, in approximately-alphabetical order:

7 Seconds
Against All Authority
Alkaline Trio
Bad Religion
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Bouncing Souls
The Casualties
Catch 22
Choking Victim
G-Unit
Inquisition
Leftöver Crack
Less Than Jake
The Misfits
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Offspring
Operation Ivy
Pennywise
Rancid
Rise Against
Social Distortion
Streetlight Manifesto
Suicide Machines
Strike Anywhere
The Unseen
The Vandals
Whole Wheat Bread

There are others, too, but those are my favorites. I especially like it when people criticize music they've never listened to due simply to ignorance.

Movies:

Tig's Great Adventure
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight

Television:

bible adventures

Books:

suck

Heroes:

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Ted Turner, Matt Skiba, Mike Ness, Kevin Seconds, Tomas Kalnoky, Dicky Barrett

My Blog

high school satire at its finest

Note:  this was written for a science fiction class at Chatfield.  I really can't remmeber what year it was from.Titleless (suggest something, please)A short story by Mike Cooper and Clint F...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

famous quotes

"Im cum ovr"- Doug"It's not delivery; it's Totino's!"- Mike and Doug"Chris, you're all I got."- Luke"I want Chris in my butt."- Brittanie"Dragonball GT doesn't exist! There's no evidence!"- Mike"My ne...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:10:00 PST

stuff i do and do not hate

i hate:yours mine and ourswhoreslil romeoschoolemosmost guys who arent meraphomeworkjessicapeople who fuck with megirls who fuck me overstonershangoverscinnamon tic tacsmarijuanawilliam shakesqueersch...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:19:00 PST

listening to the soundtrack of my life

Prologue:  Brittanie said something about something that sounded pretty interesting a while ago.  I swore that it was stupid interesting and that I'd do the same homework assignment that she...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

I can't wait for the show tonight, when I'm with my friends, everything's alright

Seeing two of my favorite bands back to back this weekend is gonna be soooooooooooooo ill.Less Than Jake:  Friday, February 17 @ the GothicMEST:  Saturday, February 18 @ the BluebirdI'm so s...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:07:00 PST

Sooooooo banned from the mall

So Chris, Luke, and myself were on the north side of the mall when we realized that we were parked on the complete other side.  In an attempt to save a little bit of time and walking distance, we...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

Mest/Social Distortion Update

I have two tickets to the Friday (11/4) concert.  I managed to get them for $36.50 a piece.  Here's where I'll insert random smileys: Thanks for your time, Mike...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 05:09:00 PST

Mest/Social Distortion... I NEED TICKETS

Mest and Social Distortion are going to be here four nights in a row (November 3-6) at the Gothic, and I don't have tickets.  For a long time I assumed that one of my friends had already bought t...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:47:00 PST

Good stuff

So anyway I was really stressed out a couple of weeks ago. I was paranoid that I wouldn't be able to pay for college and noticed that my wallet was getting thinner pretty quickly. A little while aft...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pev's VL

It's 1:40AM and I've got a dilemma. I'm starving my balls off and I've got a case of Cup of Noodles in the kitchen. Problem is that I'd have to walk ALL the way to kitchen to score myself one of tho...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST