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Thorne

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm an asshole...I'm a writer of poems stories and music.I play bass.I play a little guitar and piano.I sing but I suck at it, unless it's fucked up high pitched screams...Love Anime Family guy Etc.Fuck so hard it's not even funny... seriously, my girls always have a stomachache... One time she almost puked...I dont TRY to fuck that hard either... Usually I hold back.Dont believe me? See the headline asswipe!

My Interests

Drugs, Poison, Sex, Swords, Knives, Sex of all kinds (except gay), Anime (the violent/trippy kinds), Monty Python(Gods), Cheech n Chong, Recording and playing music.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a C cup... or a B if you're one of those really skinny chicks...Any chick into S&M or Bondage.Age is irrelevent ya know.Any talented musician looking to join a band - I need a good band god dammit! I'M GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD MAN!Stephanie Lynn Cortez, Liliana whatever-the-fuck-her-name-is- And Jenni forget-her-last-name.And Brandon Boyd from Incubus... I'm not Bi Per Se but... Fuck...Gotta admit he's hot....

Music:

StainD - Rock gods, best modern rock out yet, simple as that.WolfMother - The resurgence of pschadelic/trip music starts with this band, keep your ears open world, these guys trip you the fuck out.Jimi Hendrix - In 3 years this man created more beautiful, moving, and loud metal then anyone else has in a lifetime, I'm not a pussy, but everytime I see this man, I want to cry... A god on earth if there ever was one.Those are my favorite 3... My idols and inspirations I suppose.Classic Rock in general (no folk). Modern Rock in general (No punk or cheesy Emo). Death Metal (If it's loud with demonic screams... I'm in).That's about that...

Movies:

Family Guy Movie, Monty Python movies, Cheech n Chong movies.Love the martial arts movies that came out late 90s early 00, (Crouching Tiger, Hero, Etc.) - Hope they make some more.Ghost In The Shell 1 & 2.And most comedies that dont suck balls.

Television:

Adult Swim, and the occasional Comedy Central (SouthPark Mencia Etc.)

Books:

Robert Jordan, Tolkien, C.S. Luis. Alice In Wonderland. (Through the looking glass not quite so much).Do Porn mags count as books? Playboy has some good articles... MWahahahahahahahahahahaha

Heroes:

Hendrix. Brandon Boyd. (A self-Admitted Hippy Rocker - AWSOME) Jimi Paige. SUPERMAN!!!!!

My Blog

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Yep... This is my MySpace, I only got it so I can check out other peoples shit, cuz I have a Xanga, I know MySpace has more ppl and features and bla bla bla, but the ppl on Xanga are generally speakin...
Posted by Thorne on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:14:00 PST