F&@*&+" IT!!! |
If anybody knows the identity of the sh*t or sh*ts that keyed the entire side of my beautiful Beetle last night please let me know....I have a very unpleasant gift for them.
Alternatively if any...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:11:00 GMT |
Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored!!! |
....out of my skull. I even wish I could go to work tomorrow....so I must be bored!!!
My foot hurts, I have no decent food in the house and cant walk to go and get any, a trip to the fridge takes ten ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:04:00 GMT |
Pick An Insult...any one you want..... |
...have it on me.
1. "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit."2. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."3. "How about never? Is never good...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:57:00 GMT |
Zorba The Greek!!!! |
Well..I am simply writing this to say 'oh my god!' and thankyou to Dean (who no longer speaks to me so wont read this anyway hehe) and Paddy (my my what a fabulous drinking and partying establishment ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 21:01:00 GMT |
Its dead 'ard this :( |
Well tomorrow I will have been off the cigarettes for 4 months! And while I should be jumping for joy and doing a ha-ha-happy dance I just keep thinking...when does it get easier???? I don't crave 24 ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:38:00 GMT |
Men's Laws.....by Men!!! |
The International Council of Manlaws. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save i...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:53:00 GMT |
Yipppeeeeee!!! |
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You've been Quit 90 days. £432.00 and 13 days, 17 hours of your life saved!...>
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Hehe wouldya look at that?? Quelle surprise it just snuck up on me! 3 whole months!...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:15:00 GMT |
More Advice For All :) |
MAKE bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath. PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:37:00 GMT |
What a difference a day makes......... |
...well a couple actually.....how I love the sun!!!
Now if the ol boy upstairs could just see his way clear to leaving it like this (or cranked up a degree or 2) until say.....mid October that would ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:16:00 GMT |
RIP Mr Biscuit |
Mr H Biscuit
2005 - 2007
It is with regret that we announce the passing from this life of Mr Biscuit.
A loving pet of Fern, playmate of Callum, biter and tormentor of Sally, he will be sadly missed.
M...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:35:00 GMT |
