Playing guitar, drinking, writing songs, snooker, learning German, jigsaws etc
Anyone who will give mea) A castle
b) £1 million to £500 million in cash
c) A record contractOr anyone whoa) Buys lots of drinks out of round
b) Likes Kraftwerk
c) Is a VikingBlack Metal Norsk! :-Some bands I've seen live include...
Rammstein (x2), Pretty Girls Make Graves (x3), Viking Skull (x2), Slayer (x2), The Subways (x4), Wintersun, Amon Amarth, Emperor, Satyricon, Dead to Fall, Franz Ferdinand (x2), Hard-Fi, The Berzerker, In Flames, Motorhead, Raging Speedhorn, The Haunted, System of a Down, Nile, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Tool.I'm off to Wacken in August and for that I'm learning German.I own a banjo (and some guitars).Why are you sitting there reading this? You should be sat in the woods, watching the moon while listening to Mother North by Satyricon. For shame.
1349, Aborym, Amen, Amon Amarth, Andrew WK, Arch Enemy, Astarte, At the Drive-in, At the Gates, Bathory, Beatsteaks, Billy Bragg, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Burzum, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, Cradle of Filth, David Bowie, Dead to Fall, Deicide, Depeche Mode, DragonForce, Emperor, Ephel Duath, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Finntroll, Flogging Molly, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Gorgoroth, Green Day, Guano Apes, Hard-Fi, Immortal, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Kings of Leon, Kraftwerk, Korpiklaani, Laser Beasts, Letzte Instanz, Madness, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Matt Berry, Mayhem, Meat Loaf, Metallica, Motorhead, Muse, Nailbomb, Nile, Nirvana, Obituary, Opeth, Pantera, Pet Shop Boys, Placebo, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Pulp, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Raging Speedhorn, Rammstein, Satyricon, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Sigh, Slayer, Slipknot, Sparta, System of a Down, Terrorvision, The Beatles, The Berzerker, The Donnas, The Haunted, The Lightning Seeds, The Magic Numbers, The Mars Volta, The Meads of Asphodel, The Offspring, The Ramones, The Specials, The Strokes, The Subways, The Wildhearts, Thoria, Viking Skull, Weezer, Windir, Wintersun, Xasthur.
Chinatown, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Memento, The Royal Tenebaums, The Wicker Man, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Rashomon, Dr Strangelove, The Life Aquatic, 3-Iron, Godfather parts I and II, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ringu, South Park, Reservoir Dogs, The Terminator, Battle Royale, Bound, Silence of the Lambs, Little Miss Sunshine, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Duck Soup, Blue Velvet, Duck Soup
South Park, Peep Show, Vidz, The Sopranos, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Steptoe and Son, Brass Eye, Jam, The Day Today, Yes Minister, Fawlty Towers, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Nathan Barley, Hancock's Half Hour, The Likely Lads, Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Deep Space 9, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Attention Scum, The Apprentice, The Young Ones, The Brittas Empire, The Detectives, Blackadder, Bottom ...And the stand-up comedians Simon Munnery, Al Murray, Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Bill Bailey, Rich Hall, Will Smith (not the rap star), Doug Stanhope etc
Viz, especially drunken bakers, Lords of Chaos, and various history/psychology books. Not really a fan of fiction. Graham Chapman's autobiography.
Graham Chapman, Simon Munnery, Peter Ebdon, Charlie Brown (and of course, Lucy). And to a lesser extent Andrew WK, Dead, Louis Theroux and Butters.