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Kevin WH

Hail Kev

About Me

I'm Kev. I like my toast with nothing on it and my ice cream flavours vanilla. Don't come to me with your bloody flashy website or gelled hair. I'm an unsociable bastard. I'm friendly to a point and if I genuinely like you then all is well. Otherwise I'll probably ignore you.*Update* Apparently my profile is slightly intimidating for some people. Its all a front. I'm soft as shite - honest.If you want my MSN address just ask.I come from a tiny place exactly in the middle of Liverpool and Manchester (but affiliated with neither). I also work in Manchester. Which is only nice when its sunny.Go to the Newton Music Festival (its between Liverpool and Manchester)See my cartoons on this rather nice website ..
adopt your own virtual pet!Für deutsche Leser.Ich lerne Deutsch seit 3 Monaten. Ich denke, dass es sehr schwer ist, und Ihre Wörter sind zu lang. Jedoch gibt es mir Freude, zu lernen. Ich denke, dass Deutsch schön ist. Ich benutze kurze Sätze, weil ich nicht sehr gut bin.Ich habe kleine Hände.Ich habe eine Identitätkrise. Guter Junge Kev.Mein Humor ist sehr schwarz.Ich liebe Rocky Horror.Ich hasse viele Dinge, aber ich bin ein blutiger guter Freund (für die richtigen Leute).Manchmal bin Man eine Mischung von unheimlich und romantisch.Ich liebe Geschichte, Currys, Umarmungen, Vögel, Musik, Exzentrizität, cuteness, Arroganz, rotes Haar, Graham Chapman, Züge, Bier, Dilbert, Charlie Braun, Instrumente spielend.Man ist oft verstimmt.Bitte erzählen Sie mir, wenn Sie dies nicht verstehen können.Can anyone tell me how to do umlauts?Alles banane..

My Interests

Playing guitar, drinking, writing songs, snooker, learning German, jigsaws etc

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will give mea) A castle
b) £1 million to £500 million in cash
c) A record contractOr anyone whoa) Buys lots of drinks out of round
b) Likes Kraftwerk
c) Is a VikingBlack Metal Norsk! :-Some bands I've seen live include...
Rammstein (x2), Pretty Girls Make Graves (x3), Viking Skull (x2), Slayer (x2), The Subways (x4), Wintersun, Amon Amarth, Emperor, Satyricon, Dead to Fall, Franz Ferdinand (x2), Hard-Fi, The Berzerker, In Flames, Motorhead, Raging Speedhorn, The Haunted, System of a Down, Nile, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Tool.I'm off to Wacken in August and for that I'm learning German.I own a banjo (and some guitars).Why are you sitting there reading this? You should be sat in the woods, watching the moon while listening to Mother North by Satyricon. For shame.

Music:

1349, Aborym, Amen, Amon Amarth, Andrew WK, Arch Enemy, Astarte, At the Drive-in, At the Gates, Bathory, Beatsteaks, Billy Bragg, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Burzum, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, Cradle of Filth, David Bowie, Dead to Fall, Deicide, Depeche Mode, DragonForce, Emperor, Ephel Duath, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Finntroll, Flogging Molly, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Gorgoroth, Green Day, Guano Apes, Hard-Fi, Immortal, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Kings of Leon, Kraftwerk, Korpiklaani, Laser Beasts, Letzte Instanz, Madness, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Matt Berry, Mayhem, Meat Loaf, Metallica, Motorhead, Muse, Nailbomb, Nile, Nirvana, Obituary, Opeth, Pantera, Pet Shop Boys, Placebo, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Pulp, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Raging Speedhorn, Rammstein, Satyricon, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Sigh, Slayer, Slipknot, Sparta, System of a Down, Terrorvision, The Beatles, The Berzerker, The Donnas, The Haunted, The Lightning Seeds, The Magic Numbers, The Mars Volta, The Meads of Asphodel, The Offspring, The Ramones, The Specials, The Strokes, The Subways, The Wildhearts, Thoria, Viking Skull, Weezer, Windir, Wintersun, Xasthur.

Movies:

Chinatown, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Memento, The Royal Tenebaums, The Wicker Man, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Rashomon, Dr Strangelove, The Life Aquatic, 3-Iron, Godfather parts I and II, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ringu, South Park, Reservoir Dogs, The Terminator, Battle Royale, Bound, Silence of the Lambs, Little Miss Sunshine, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Duck Soup, Blue Velvet, Duck Soup

Television:

South Park, Peep Show, Vidz, The Sopranos, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Steptoe and Son, Brass Eye, Jam, The Day Today, Yes Minister, Fawlty Towers, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Nathan Barley, Hancock's Half Hour, The Likely Lads, Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Deep Space 9, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Attention Scum, The Apprentice, The Young Ones, The Brittas Empire, The Detectives, Blackadder, Bottom ...And the stand-up comedians Simon Munnery, Al Murray, Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Bill Bailey, Rich Hall, Will Smith (not the rap star), Doug Stanhope etc

Books:

Viz, especially drunken bakers, Lords of Chaos, and various history/psychology books. Not really a fan of fiction. Graham Chapman's autobiography.

Heroes:

Graham Chapman, Simon Munnery, Peter Ebdon, Charlie Brown (and of course, Lucy). And to a lesser extent Andrew WK, Dead, Louis Theroux and Butters.

My Blog

Kev's last night adventure

Right kids, don't drink Leffe. I woke up and saw that I'd thrown up on the floor next to me, and I seemed to be still wearing my contact lens. The last thing I remember is getting slightly emotional a...
Posted by Kevin WH on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:36:00 PST

Kev's Play - The Sanctity of Marriage

I've just wrote a play. It took 10 minutes and its a work of genius. Feel free to leave any critical analyses you desire. *The Sanctity of Marriage - A tale of love and betrayal.* Key - m1 = Man 1, m2...
Posted by Kevin WH on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Betrayal (a short play - by Kev)

SCENE 1John Betrayal walks into the hall. Standing there is Archie Franks.JOHNHello.ARCHIEHi.JOHNWhat's that?ARCHIEOh, yeah.(Suddenly there's a gun shot)JOHNOooh!ARCHIEAh.JOHNArchie!(Archie dies. Ente...
Posted by Kevin WH on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST

Good, Alright or Shite - 06/04/07

GOOD, ALRIGHT or SHITEThe all new music review column by me, Kev which each week searches out random artists on the myspace pages and sums them up in one word. Yes you guessed it, Good, Alright or Shi...
Posted by Kevin WH on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

Kev Speak

Hear ye hear ye. I thus decree a new mode of speech. Slang, if you will, that I describe as KevSpeak. How to Kevspeak: Step 1 "How's the novel?" (How are you?) Step 2 "Its well crucial" (I'm good than...
Posted by Kevin WH on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:58:00 PST

Work

The company I work for (no names mentioned but they may very well be looking after your money) are fools. According to their rules on holidays, each time can have 1.6 people on holiday per team p...
Posted by Kevin WH on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

Ich werde Wacken gehen. Evo ist nicht.

Silly Evo, his work won't give him time off to go wacken. The twats. Already booked as well. Gonna email the travel agents later to see if he can get his money back. Why is there fuck all to do in thi...
Posted by Kevin WH on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

Liverpool

Yeah went out round Liverpool last night, had a good time. The swan was a nice pub which I'll probably pop into again. Took ages for my songs to turn up on the jukebox but they did just before we left...
Posted by Kevin WH on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

Damnation Festival

Yeah went Damnation last night for the 2nd year running. On the whole it was better than last year, although it ran late and me and Evo had to leave before the Haunted came on. Cos y'know some of us h...
Posted by Kevin WH on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

Trout Mask Replica

Today I decided to treat myself so lately I've been doing heavy spending (well in total only about 120 quid but I've got a lot for it). I'm glad I got up early cos I went to market and bought 9 vinyl ...
Posted by Kevin WH on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:42:00 PST