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About Me

I am The Evil One.

That is all you need to know.

Ok. Fine. Here's a bit more:

-Hadoken gives me great pleasure.
-Stabbity Death is next to orgasmic.
-My next goal is to learn "Head Explody"

My Interests

Chaos
Death
Destruction
Meyhem
Pain
Pestilence

8-Bit Theatre
Other generally evil things. If you know anything out there, just send it to me, or post it in my comments section.

I'd like to meet:

Small children, and farmyard animals.

All of you bright, shining, happy people, so I can feed on your souls.

I'm kidding about that too. Do you know how unsanitary that is?

I would like for all of you bright, shining, happy people to be my "freind."

Music:

Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Handel.
Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Disturbed, Godsmack, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, White Zombie.
Beastie Boys, C&C MUsic Factory, Fat Boys, Run DMC.

Movies:

Bill & Ted movies Rule!!!
Boondock Saints
The Exorcist
House of 1000 Corpses
Nosferatu
Stigmata

Television:

Warping minds since the 40's...
[adult swim]
Rescue 911
COPS
Saturday Night Live

Books:

Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You?
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Stinky Cheese Man, and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Squee
I feel Sick
Lenore

Heroes:

Bad
Chaos
Death
Destruction
Mayhem
Pain
Pestilence

But only because they're the only things that can hold their own against me in a fight.

My Blog

Get the word out!

Get the word out about me, The Evil One. I want to be everyone's friend. I *cough* promise to spare your lives if you recru- I mean, get your friends to join me!
Posted by The Evil One on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Taking over.

That's right fuckos! I'm taking over, and you have no choice but to submit to my will. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm not taking over, but you will still submit to my will. Actually... Th...
Posted by The Evil One on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST