RANDOM THOUGHTS:%D%AWhen you`re riding in a time machine way far into the future, don`t stick your elbow out the window, or it`ll turn into a fossil //////////%D%AIf you`re robbing a bank and you`re pants fall down, I think it`s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on.....thats funny! ///////////// The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I`ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn`t get more meat, I`ll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I`ve hidden it ////////// If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? ////////// Consider the daffodil. And while you`re doing that, I`ll be over here,looking through your stuff ////////// I`m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I`m doing while they`re aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands! ////////// If you`re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins at em. Maybe it`ll make everyone think how stupid & senseless war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a REAL grenade at them ////////// Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but, it`s only a "penny for your thoughts"? HEY! Where`s that extra penny going to? ////////// I think it would be cool to have a name like "Hans", then when someone asked you your name you could just hold up your hands. Then they would say "Ten?" and you could say "No....Hans." People are so stupid ////////// I`ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in ////////// I`ve learned that you can keep vomitting long after you think you`re finished ////////// When this guy at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." He just stared at me, so I moved closer and said it again, Louder. Then he left. I guess he went to try to find some mayonnaise for me ////////// I hate it when people hold a door open for you EVEN THOUGH your like 233 Ft. away from the door.....Then you gotta do the 50 yard dash to get to the door! %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A
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