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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Helen
Birthday: 13th Oct 1972
Birthplace: Space
Current Location: Burton
Eye Color: Flames
Hair Color: Pink Polka dots
Height: 2.5 Centimetres and growing
Right Handed or Left Handed: Armless
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: 60" Platforms
Your Weakness: Vodka
Your Fears: Nothing, try it on!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: A free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Please my Boss (know wot I mean!) to get a payrise
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: have i really got to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: my supermodel figure
Your Bedtime: bitches never sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: sex beind the bikesheds
Pepsi or Coke: Neither the make me sick
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Group sex not group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee very milky
Do you Smoke: Only a splif a day
Do you Swear: no i fuckin don't
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: no yearly
Do you want to go to College: i'm already there stupid
Do you want to get Married: Der did you read my profile
Do you belive in yourself: ALWAYS
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY WHEN SWINGING SOMEONE ROUND A ROOM
Do you think you are Attractive: JORDAN EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
Are you a Health Freak: YEAH RIGHT
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah well my mums lovely anyway
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes they charge my batteries
Do you play an Instrument: the sound of my fist sounds good
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes 16 litres of vodka a night
In the past month have you Smoked: again only a splif a day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: did you read the question b4
In the past month have you gone on a Date: don't do dates just figs
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no but i've been to a SHOPPING CENTRE!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but Ive had cookies(do i look american?)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Only my lower half likes fish, i smells like it anyway
In the past month have you been on Stage: I always make a performance
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes everynight TWICE!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only a few cars, does that count?
Ever been Drunk: Yes but only when I was an amateur
Ever been called a Tease: no just a bitch
Ever been Beaten up: hahahaha! I'm the one dishin out the punches
Ever Shoplifted: no they're way to heavy
How do you want to Die: Quick and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an elf
What country would you most like to Visit: IRAQ In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: Down to his Feet
Height: 3.5 cm, got to be taller than me
Weight: 3lbs
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: God I can't remember i'm stoned
Number of CDs I own: They've still got security tags do you think i own them?
Number of Piercings: just the 4
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not being more of a bitch than I am! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
