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About Me

Hello, due to immense boredom at work I have decided to update this pile of shit. I have recently attempted facebook, I do not understand it. Work = money Work = bordeom money = boredom??? hmmm no. Anyhows, I want a new job so please feel free to find me one. My kitten is now huge. He beats me up everyday. Aww but I love Mr Patsy. I would like a ferret, ferrets and kittens can co-exist surely. I have an exam in 5days which I am soo gonna fail, hey ho, work paid for it not me. I am currently looking forward to aerosmith in London, Camping and occasions of sambuca consuming fun. I have also decided to have a non private profile for a while, the world needs an ash.in other news nick got shafted by lisa daft cunt, note to self, find new job quicker before i get shafted too.Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Music, The World

Mr Patsy in a box

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I'd like to meet:

The Wizard And the paperclip from windows
Alas there was no picture available of the wizard at time of print.

The Greatest Vandalism Ever!

Ringtones
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Music:

David Bowie, Led Zep, Pixies, Ramones, Libertines, Blur, Dirty pretty things, Babyshambles, Jimi Hendrix, The Kooks, Razorlight, The Gossip, The White Stripes, YYY'S, Placebo (back in the day), Rolling Stones, The Ramones, The Pixies, Kylie, PJ Harvey, Skunk Anansie (back in the day - ahhh wasted youth), Primal Scream, Arcade Fire, Old Oasis, The Clash, Bjork, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana were ok,

Movies:

Goodfellas, Godfather Part 1 + 2, Goonies and Ghostbusters!

Television:

Crimewatch, My name is Earl, Two Pints of Lager..., Sopranos, Peep Show

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, One flew over the cuckoos nest, The lion the witch and the wardrobe

Heroes:

Rocky. I fecking love Rocky...

My Blog

mY dAY

So here is my day: get coffee, drink coffee, take a pew, switch on the beamish pc, read emails, answer emails, read work emails, answer work emails, open files on computer, read files o...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:59:00 PST

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I almost forgot about blogs. I have officially upped the search for a new job. The most sexual job I have found so far is an assistant accountant @ the freeman hospital, please god give me it!!! if no...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

daft daft daft cunt

oh lisa, you are a daft cunt. its good to see you squirming today now the investor man is here, squirm fucker squirm. Dense. Today i hate Wilson and Wong, fucking holechun my arse. Hong Kong Dollars a...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

family events...

...are soooo wrong. 480 miles later i have survived. I hate the way my auntie still graps me by the ribs and tries to tickle me. I'm not 6 anymore, it really fucking hurts! I like how the gangster par...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

Police, Camera, Ashley

So my weekend consisted of revising, sleeping, going to the beach, and being caught speeding. 47 in 30 was quite slow for me. yey for 0 points and no fine!!!! ha ha me and my charm. On a more serious...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST

Knob Jockey...

8am what i really didn't need was some bitter cunt in my face banging on about how i'm to blame for her redundancy blahdy blah. fuck you. i'm not. It clearly because you're dense. Apparently I ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

toasty toast

Here is a list of people me and clare like to toast before downing sambuca. this is clearly what im paid to do. 1)Fiona bruce - the main one, why? clearly there must be some subconcious reason why she...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

Because I rock

http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/96477
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

waiting for...

...the mass redundancy notification! ha! This is what happens when gimps run a business. I should give up smack. I like it when the i.t. guy flys his helicopter. Its relaxing. ahh well its about time ...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

Accounts Ass...

...Thats me. Apparently. ......................why aye....................... I haven't got time for the law taxing me per mile. I do many miles. Gary, leave them kids alone... ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST