I love to get beered and dance 'till I break some bones. I'm livin the dream, travelling the world. I've been smashed and annoyed people on 5 continents, and I wont stop 'till I've done the other 2! Not a fan of heights or vegetables. I'm trying to bring people together through face licking and suicide tequillas, although admittedly with little success. I am the evil sumpy overlord!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: 20 Jan
Birthplace: Ormskirk
Current Location: Somewhere sunny
Eye Color: Brown, like poo
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Desert Magnums
Your Weakness: Booze and birdz
Your Fears: Going mental
Your Perfect Pizza: One I find half eaten the morning after
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 30 yard volley, haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why me!
Your Best Physical Feature: The rug
Your Bedtime: 6am, shoes on with Winds of Change on repeat
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Taste the same, anyone that says otherwise is a berk
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No idea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both taste like muck
Do you Smoke: Not that I'v noticed
Do you Swear: Occasionally
Do you Sing: As much as I dance!
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Don't wanna talk about that bitch
Do you want to go to College: No it was rubbish
Do you want to get Married: Defo not, all ready said no twice!
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm not real
Do you get Motion Sickness: Many-a-time in the back of my mums fiesta as a sprog
Do you think you are Attractive: Any woman that doesn't fancy me is blind, unfortunately they all appear to be blind
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: How rude! I also play a guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Had an oreo once, tasted like ear wax on cardboard
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Army Air Corps beret for beachcombers
Ever been Drunk: The question should be have I ever been sober
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, how she had the gall to call me that I'll never know. You know who you are!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, I probably deserved it too
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The owner of a fine collection of keys
What country would you most like to Visit: Argentina
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Not arsed
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Around 5'0"
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: About 16 gig on the pod
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 27
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