you know you're plastic when... |
...you think that person in the mirror is fityour clothing becomes the lastest trend settersyou rock big hair in a variety of colours and shadesyou say vile alotyou pout when a camera is within shooti... Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:40:00 GMT |
whats with that... |
...britain aint thaaaaaaaaat bad but whats with the silly phrases?for example as "good as gold"? gold aint good, it's FAB and we all know that platinum is better so why not "oooh aren't you as pretty ... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:16:00 GMT |
MYSPAZ POLITICS... |
i've succumbed to the politics of myspace and it is official the more you moan the higher you get placed! because after all we all want a square space on a friken page because it really does validate ... Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:47:00 GMT |
Who needs the size zero diet... |
...or venessa feltz in hot pink lycra jumping around like a 5 yearold in a cherryade factory on your tv telling you to squat and thrust and push and what ever such nonsense? skip to a real weight loss... Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:32:00 GMT |
"martha i've just been knocked out by a flying cod" |
some time in some place, it was foreign, and there was a lake and a drought yada yada but anyway the good bit, the lake had risen up to the sky ready to grow up and become rain, when some sneaky ... Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:32:00 GMT |
foooooood... |
...on a lighter note a pizza sandwich. esso do the most delicous cheese and tomato sandwich, yes i here "tomato YUK" and i once felt the same but this sandwhich is weirdly like a pizza as audrey aka m... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:13:00 GMT |