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Chapstick

When life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold.

About Me

So on Sept. 10th we all died because the Large Hadron Collider fired up and created a black hole... this will be the only recorded evidence that this ever occurred. On the positive side, I am glad that these crazy rapping scientists are the ones who kill us...--

I have a creative and challenging career, It's 2 parts design, 2 parts programing and a stack of client wrangling (managing for the layperson). TKG(.com) a great place to work and I wouldn't give up the job without a fight. No two days are alike there, always something interesting. I work with a number of very good people... all I consider my friends.

Many of us go out on the town often. Seasonal bar crawls, and lots of other Shin-digging occurs. These events are an open invite, so if your looking for a night out of the house... be it for a movie, a pool hall, or randomness. drop a line. Im not too shy to meetup with any locals, I've caught a good number of stalkers in the past because of that policy. Hey, I'll tell you about them sometime, or if your crazy you might just make the list of future stalker stories.

Want to try out your stalking skills? Can you find my other 3 blogs, facebook, flickr, twitter, and other sites? Piece them all together, show up on my doorstep and I'll give you a highfive and a PPO.

I am very poetic when drunk...well at least well spoken... i usually send out drunk emails and IMs, Txt's or Tweets, so if u cant make it over for the party, just track me down and i'll slurr you a epic story of the evening's encounters. Or if your really special ill write you an email just between us.

Flint is the hometown. If you did the majority of your growing up there you would have been hit with a barrage of obstacles and trials that seared us into who we are today. Granted this is how it goes in many places, but I'm willing to say that Flint gives us a few extra hurtles... probably just something in the water.

<3 Art

My Interests

Skate Boarding, Snow Boarding, Kite Boarding, Knee Boarding, and Wake Boarding... Just strap a board to me and I'll figure it out. Paintball (Gotta get that fixed). Wallyball, Racquetball, football, hackie sack, golf (driving range style), frisbee.I really want to get a Wallyball league going this spring / summer, as well as a bi-monthly paintballing.

I'd like to meet:

More friends to add to the list of sweet ass pics / memories I collect

my friends are awesome.... example (Stolen from Wimber's myspace)

Music:

I enjoy good music. More than that i enjoy other people that enjoy good music. If you know of some cool band or track or what ever, let me know...

Its easier to "dance" (drunkenly stay on 2 feet while dry humping a friend) to hip hop than anything else, however get some booze in me and i'll dance to anything.

Rocking out to the point nearby faces are melted in the process. Well never mind, whinny punk rock and acoustic emo don't have that hardcore face melting ability.

Outrun The Gun, Something Corporate, The Starting Line, We Are The Fury, Crystal Castles, Armor for Sleep, Hidden In Plain View, Evil Nine, Rediscover, Sing It Loud, Say Anything, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Yellowcard, Hollywood Undead, Taking Back Sunday, Spill Canvas, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, ReactivePixel (I enjoy Rocking my own... that counts damn it!)



Movies:

fav. Dumb and Dumber. Few things beat snuggling up for a movie.

Television:

TiVo for the win! If I'm watching TV its because one of 3 shows are on

Books:

Snow Crash, The Art of War, Even CowGirls get the Blues, The Hichhickers guide to the Galaxy, The Restaruant at the End of the Universe, Guerrilla P.R. Wired, A brief history of time

It's quite sad that ive read more books on codeing than on other topics. Oh well, I get my experiences first hand on life! Rock out to that.

Heroes:

Ben Franklin

My Blog

Large Hadron Rap - the world has ended by the time you view this, fyi.

So in less than 30 mins. (5pm AEST time, 3am EST) the Large Hadron Colider will be switched on and create thousands of small black holes. We will inevitably be consumed by one or all of these and th...
Posted by Chapstick on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:40:00 PST

Blunt as a heated spoon.

I have hurt a number of people in my life. A good bit of that has been caused by key strokes of how i feel set out into the world... blogs. Maybe I don't have the perfect reason for venting this way...
Posted by Chapstick on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:39:00 PST

The Karcher Groups new URL needs some SEO luv

To get an idea of who I am and what I do you need look at the company I work for, The Karcher Group. TKG is a Web Design, Web Hosting, and Web Marketing firm in North Canton, Ohio, that has been in b...
Posted by Chapstick on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:17:00 PST

something awkward

First there was SiscoAnd Now R Kelly
Posted by Chapstick on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

Peepers

List of awesome glassesless things I want to doLook up in a rain stormTake a shower and check your self out in the mirrorGet a haircutWatch a movie in bedSkyDiving (again, this time my contacts wont g...
Posted by Chapstick on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:38:00 PST

goggleless

I got my eyes lazed last night. I am now rocking 20/15 vision.... My cyborg eyes kick ass. But get kinda tired.On another TKG full throttle has gone hard core. get ready for some good numbers to be ...
Posted by Chapstick on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

The Past Runs with Blood.

Some times I get nostalgic and go through your old things. Things that gave me so much joy and led to so much pain. Its because I do this each year I know I will never be able to be over you, but unde...
Posted by Chapstick on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST

Key(s)Bored

Picked up a M-Audio Keyboard tonight. Nothing fancy, just enough to rock it. I'll throw continued random short audio(s) to my profile for good times. I'm not looking to go pro, just mess around and h...
Posted by Chapstick on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:54:00 PST

Hair Product

Im getting quite sick of companies switching around their product lines, as well as different grocery stores carrying selective lines of personal care products >.Hair - Shampoo:I use Pantene Pro V Dai...
Posted by Chapstick on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:39:00 PST

Battle Pope (img included)

1. Would you say that you are more bogus or gnarly?Gnarly (throw back to super mario world - chocolate island)2. Are you an avid user of the semicolon?Programming requires it often.(unexpected TString...
Posted by Chapstick on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:37:00 PST