Jim Dick & The Pocket Aces

From the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton. "Dear listeners, my first experience with Jim Dick and the Pocket Aces was in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. I was sitting at the bar, casually sipping on a glass of Johnny Walker Blue. Jim Dick kicked open the doors of the saloon carrying a bruised six string and a fog machine. Jus' Kris was sitting to my right, downing Guiness, convincing the woman to my left to meet him in the desert for pizza and wine. Danny Kero was behind the bar, spun out on adderall and dodging loan sharks from San Jose. Sarah Nico was asleep on the piano, shaking off a coke binge from two week prior. Danny awoke, jumped the bar, and proceeded to bludgeon the the jukebox as Chris twanged the thick electrical chords fraying from the power box, Dick pounding on the upright ivory, as Sarah broke out into siren song. The ensuing cacophony filled my soul with such delight that I could not help but tap my foot, light a cigar, and proceed to dance the night away. It reminded me of nights with Monica. Damn, how time flies."