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a high profile lab monkey

Matt says: Sometime its best to just shut the fuck up.

About Me

Yeah, it was weird. I tried to pull the plug but we got stuck with that damn x-box and its horrible personality. Is it so much to ask that the thing work without having to worry about commit (the cleaner, not falling star) finding its way into my coffee creamer? Jeebus. There is just no such thing as a free meal anymore with those 23 people. Turns out in communicado does not mean the same it does in latin. We said yesterday that an IED hit a coyote but it was not in jest. When the rocket skates were used and the dust settled and only the grasshoppers sang we realized this... No one ever reads these profiles anyway.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Every tried to play whats in that syringe?

I'd like to meet:

Im happy with the people I have met... yeah, how about that. I would like to meet you... who are you? yeah... thats why we leave a message... why are you still reading this... you should have left a message already... WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS?!?! LEAVE THE MESSAGE!?!?! BAH!!!

Music:

We did one day...

Movies:

David lost when he guessed windex...

Television:

It was really bleach...

Books:

I heard of this man who could fit a whole webcam in his anus...

Heroes:

I bet it hurt...

My Blog

What can change in four years?

---- 4 Years Ago -------1.) How old were you? 172.) Where did you go to school? FGHS... what a monkey cage...3) Where did you work? Fire Dept was how I made money... and I turned tricks in Cornel...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST

My first OIF story... We killed something...

Our first casualty of OIF. Yes, it is true. We had our first kill when we were on mission last night. It was not a Soldier, nor was it a insurgent& In fact, it wasn't even human. That's right ladies a...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

My near, near-death experience...

I am going to make a million dollars telling this story.   That is what I said to Gil and the Fords (Steve and Ashley) as we got off a ride at six flags this last weekend. Why would I take a famo...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:45:00 PST

a *WEIRD* dream I had...

I had a weird nap dream while I was catching some shut eye before class. Let me set the stage for you. The whole dream was in old time radio and TV. The music from Auld Lang Syne with Dean Martin and ...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:10:00 PST

Yet another MySpace Bulletin blog I want to share with the world.

Warning: contains one of the following .. Nudity .. Profanity .. Alcohol   (Unfortunately it only contains profanity)   I wrote my last blog, which only seemed to act as a magnate for more...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:47:00 PST

MySpace Bulletin your way to the door (A little long, sorry)

Ok... so its no secret that I HATE MySpace bulletin that threatin to reduce my penis size or kill my secret admirer if I do not repost within 5 minutes. But I thought I might take this time to repost ...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ik denk ik chaffed mijn tepels

BACK! time spent on leave: 20 Days time spent being bored: 2 days memories of people passing out on toilets: timeless Ahh, I kill  me... Yeah, so im back. It was a good vacation. Most of it was ...
Posted by a high profile lab monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST