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oscar

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

my name is oscar and im 5 years old. my ultimate priority in life is to attack things. im an aries. i was born in salem massachusetts, which makes me 1/2 witch and raises my level of coolness by at least 10 points. i am also part maine coon. i enjoy cat nip, crunchy treats, sliding on hardwood floors, chewing plastic bags and going outside. im fluffy and i have big feet. it interferes with my coordination.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people and animals who do not make loud noises

OMG..watch my slideshow or i will bite you in the face.

My Blog

check yo self before you wreck yo self

i ain't playing. you better back down before you get smacked down. i am crazy fierce and my birthday is saturday. everyone better represent.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:22:00 GMT

FISH

i got a fish for xmas. a fish on a string. its pretty much awesome. i used to have the same fish but in a different color. i carried it around the house with me late at night and woke people up. it my...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:02:00 GMT

DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the vet says i have to go on a diet. not cool. i gained 3 pounds this year, which apparently is like a human gaining 30 pounds. i'm not even fat. i'm just naturally big. i don't understand this. anyw...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 20:49:00 GMT

vet

i have to go to the vet tomorrow morning. im not excited. i dont like getting stuffed into that little box thingy or riding in the car. its loud at the vet. whatev dudes. i have mad ninja skills. im ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:54:00 GMT