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About Me


...what's been on my mind...
***DAILY QUIPS:***
-^- what can i say, being one myself, i'm voting for the south paw. haha, it's inevitable. i guess neither of them were exposed to nuns with rulers.
-^- can you imagine the possibilities. well-chovia? the wells fargo center? too bad i'm not allowed to comment. HR already warned us. but i'll say one thing. citigroup, go suck my left tit.
-^- it's that time again. the phils are in the penant chase. i love it. and baseball ain't even my thing.
-^- ok, so this is how it musta gone down a short time ago. pharrell calls up com and says, "hey com, about time we record a collabo track." then com goes, "aight, let's do it and then let's go on tour. that would be E's wet dream."
-^- fast forward a couple weeks. announcement is my new ringtone. the single is rockin' the charts. com sets his tour dates with n.e.r.d. i cream my pants.
-^- fast forward to today. saw them in philly. yummy. saw them in nyc. extra yummy. new york, the city i love to hate. i can't say it enough.
latest food review: GRAY'S PAPAYA (37TH ST @ 8TH AVE)
FOOD & BEV: A
PRESENTATION: A
SERVICE: A
AMBIENCE: A
the recession special rate's gone up but you're still in and out in 30 seconds, 20 if you give exact change. they're extra-friendly if you're flip. and it's becoming a tradition for us to grab 'n go as we book to penn station.
who am i? i'm still trying to find that out my own damn self. but this is what i do know...
- i am nice but i am not friendly.
- i am dishonest but am incapable of lying.
- i am straight but like to eat out.
get your mind right.
food. dining. ambience.
- i have a deep sense of faith, but i ain't religious.
- i'd advise never EVER to ask me where i got my shoes.
a) you'll get the look. b) like i'd tell you. c) that's sacred.
- i have many crushes, but only one love.
basketball.
- i always thought i'd end up in the medical field, but i can't stand the site of blood. sorry pop.
- afternoon naps are my thing, but i work twelve hour days.
- i have five hundred channels on my cable dial but only watch one. vh1 soul.
- i can notarize shit.
- i enjoy bar-hopping but only hang out at one bar.
- i like getting dirty texts. don't front. y'all do too.
- i'm a south paw who wears her watch on her left wrist and bats with her right.
- i'd eat salad all the time if it only consisted of croutons.
- i'm all about pirating music, but then i'll buy the LP once the album hits.
- i drive a four liter v6 engine truck on my three traffic light commute. a bike. what is that. go green.
- my refusal to use capitalization is my passive-aggressiveness kicking in that implies hell no, i won't conform.
- my biggest fear: shoe wedgies.
-^- i think "wearing nothing is divine. naked is a state of mind."
- i am blind as a bat but i can see exactly where i'm going.
- "my umi said shine your light on the world, shine your light for the world to see." -m. def

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

common cause i've concluded when artists play in their hometown, the show goes above and beyond one's expectation. it's inevitable. nuthin is uglier than a lackadaisical performance from a hometown kid. love from your city triumphs all else. and although i am clearly not a new yorker, seeing mos and talib in their element is something i can appreciate. that's why before i die, i'll see com in chi-town.

MJ's back on the market. juanita pack your bags. i've already mapquested the highland estate. and i was thinking he'd let me manage the bobcats. a girl can dream, right?

tony fadell, the creator of the ipod and steve jobs for marketing the damn thing. i've got nuthin to say to them. i just wanna give them a solid pop. they're a big reason why artists aren't respected to the extent they oughta be. and that's a travesty because music is life.

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