The MacPherson sisters, Elle and Mimi, the Minogue sisters, Kylie and Dannii, the Kidman sisters, Nicole and Antonia, and the Orea ..., uh Orriga ... aaah, the two Veronicas twins, Lisa and Jess ... all at the same time ...
Ooops, sorry, wrong fant... er, I mean, wrong SITE !!!
Aaah, Casanova, Don Juan, Marquis de Sade, and ...
Ummm, NO, TOO MUCH competition !!!
Ummm, Socrates, Pericles, Plato, Aristot ....
Ooops, no, they're all DEAD !!! ... and I'M not !!!
Seriously, I'll probably settle for ...
Anyone who enjoys life like I do, and who wants to have a great time, too.
If you're relaxed, tolerant and open-minded, I would most likely get along with you, and you with me.
Let's find out, eh ???
Oh, by the way, to the crawler-trawlers, looking for an easy mark, looking for a silly old bloke, in whom the blood supply is over-utilised in powering the smaller, rather than the larger, head and who might be readily parted with his hard-earned because of that ...
I'm NOT, I'M NOT, it ISN'T, and I WON'T !!!
So ... don't waste YOUR time, or MINE.
Sorry I've had to include all that last bit, but it seems to have become a little bit necessary of late. I am the most easygoing bloke in the world, live, and let live, you know, but I've had about enough of it !!!