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That's Adorno

About Me

The pitch:
A quirky, reclusive scholar having recently arrived in the US from Germany, Theodor Adorno is set to take up a faculty position upon arriving at Columbia University in New York City. However, due to a bureaucratic paperwork error, Adorno is instead registered as a student, assigned to a dorm on campus, and paired up with zany freshman Ernest Belch.
Hilarity ensues.
Praise for That's Adorno!:
"In addition to a truly hackneyed concept, most of the humor of the show is totally lost as Adorno mumbles though his lines like some teutonic Henry Kissinger."
- The Village Voice
"[Adorno's] archetype is the handsome dinner-jacketed figure returning late to his bachelor flat, switching on the indirect lighting and mixing himself a whisky and soda: the carefully recorded hissing of the mineral water says what the arrogant mouth keeps to itself: that he despises anything that does not smell of smoke, leather and shaving cream, particularly women, which is why they, precisely, find him irresistible."
- Minima Moralia: The Christian Quarterly
"It’s a high-technology, Google-blogging, iMac-type of premise going on .... mixed with the classic underdog versus the establishment, perfect for savvy hip young people "
- Peter Sealey - professor of marketing @ UC Berkley
"That's Adorno? That's a Hit!" Forbes
"The way out of the predicament seems to be to turn to comedy which, at least, accepts in advance its failure to render ..... horror."
- Slavoj Žižek - "Laugh Yourself to Death!"
"Featuring a nightmarish journey into a bleak world of breakneck action, compellingly evocative family-oriented and complex character-centered domestic psychological drama with unexpected plot twists galore, the fresh, quirky television smash That's Adorno! brings to the airwaves an edgy, gritty, hard-edged yet upbeat, thought-provoking and sophisticated romp through life in the 21st century with a heart of gold and an inspirational message, providing just enough steamy sensuality to keep things sexually explicit without being tasteless and emphasizing the most meticulously accurate and realistic historical details ever to appear in any television show ever, which allows the passive viewer to slink into that timeless, mystical yet eerily familiar sense of numbness."
- The New Yorker
"Rife with [the] perverse ..... fantasies of violence ....... Each week the episodes seem less and less humorous, and more and more indicative of a nihilistic bitterness and an impotent rage against the world."
- TV Guide
"Heart-wrenching expressions of utopian longing, semiotic shenanigans, dialectical buffoonery, and a reassuring message of hope; That's Adorno! is the greatest show not on TV. That is .... Not-Yet."
- Ernst Bloch - Entertainment Weekly
"Humor itself has become ridiculous, foolish .... The jokes of the damaged people are themselves damaged. They no longer reach anybody."
- Theodor W. Adorno "Trying to Understand Endgame"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any television producer who realizes a hit when she sees one.

My Blog

Red Carpet Reception for That's Adorno! 4: Some Like It Adorno!

Red Carpet Reception for That's Adorno! 4: Some Like It Adorno!And now : a sneak preview of the new major motion picture - a new chapter in the tale of a hero beloved by audiences around the world: T...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:11:00 GMT

A Very Special Message to our Viewers from Theodor Adorno, Star of the hit TV sitcom

A Very Special Message to our Viewers from Theodor Adorno, Star of the hit TV sitcom That's Adorno! The producers of That's Adorno! love to hear from loyal viewers like you. Today, as a special treat,...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:12:00 GMT

Episode 53: Adorno Versus the Killerati

Episode 53: Adorno Versus the Killerati Scene I:Massive Attack's yuppie anthem "Teardrop" begins playing as the camera slowly descends in its view from rooftop to street side.  It's raining softl...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:44:00 GMT

Episode 52: Kumbaya, Adorno! or, The Carnivalesque

Episode 52: Kumbaya, Adorno! or, The CarnivalesqueTime: The Thursday before Spring Break.Place: JFK Airport.The gang waits for their flight to arrive.Amy: "Ah, off to tropical third world resorts, whe...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 23:53:00 GMT

That's Adorno! The Movie, Part 3: The Frankfurt School Strikes Back!

That's Adorno! The Movie, Part 3: The Frankfurt School Strikes Back!HOLY FUCKING MOLEY/SHIT! THAT'S ADORNO!'S ON THE BIG SCREEN!Hold on to your copy of Aesthetic Theory  and pass the popcorn, 'ca...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:56:00 GMT

Bill O'Reilly Show Transcript

The Producers of That's Adorno! Address the That's Adorno!-Human Rights Watch Controversy: O'Reilly Factor TranscriptAs part of our plea bargain, the producers of That's Adorno! have reluctantly agree...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:27:00 GMT

Episode 51: A Well Hung Weltanschauung (Part 2)

The camera fades in from black. Adorno sits under the light from a single bulb which dangles from the ceiling undulating slightly. He is tied to a chair in his boxers and knickers; there are spaghe...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:43:00 GMT

Entertainment Tonight Interviews That's Adorno! star Theodor W. Adorno

Mary: Thanks for that terrific story on celebrity weightloss, Mark. And now I'm here with the star of this season's cult sensation--That's Adorno! The second part of the season finale airs tomorro...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:10:00 GMT

Episode 50: A Well Hung Weltanschauung (Part 1)

Episode 50: A Well Hung Weltanschauung (Part 1)It's the Friday before Spring Break. Excited by the chance to get some work done while his fellow Columbians are off sipping mai tai's on tropical, thir...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 23:17:00 GMT

Episode 49: Don't Censor the Sensor, Censure the Censor!

Episode 49: Don't Censor the Sensor, Censure the Censor!Financial chicanery abounds at Columbia as the new semester starts, and while the sports teams continue to flourish, the Columbia journalism dep...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:08:00 GMT