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About Me

We do nothing but drink beer and throw sexy parties! Our lives are your fantasies! Filled with beautiful girls, sex, drugs, money, and fame. We're lying. We really sit around and drink by ourselves until we get a completely exaggerated sense of self worth. Then we get all these "great" song ideas and record them while they are still "great". A recording session is over as soon as one of us finds our head stuck in the toilet vomiting up "greatness". When we wake up in the morning we find that we recorded what slightly resembles a song! Success! We hurry and burn the song onto cd and run it over to Cooper's parents' house to put it on myspace (we can't afford food let alone the fucking internet at our apartment). Then, you likely slow, and surely self torturing people listen to it and make your own ears bleed. And that's how a stupid fucking idea becomes an even more stupid song! The end.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 29/07/2006
Band Website: www.stereofame.com/tomfooleryandthefoolz
Band Members:
Cooper and some other grade "A" fuck-ups:Tom Foolery - Guitar and vocalsJ-BuX - Dr. Seuss rappingCooper - Bass and backup vocalsHooHa Malenko - Drums and mayhem
Influences: Drinking binges, self retardation, and our retarded friends' encouragement
Sounds Like: we need to quit and find ourselves some "grown up jobs".
Record Label: Boondock Records/Paranoia Productions
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Bed Tarps (A Cautionary Tale) PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!!!!!!!!

Dear People who read this crap, It has been quite awhile since we have written a blog, so let us tell you a lovely story from years past. About 3 years ago a friend of ours (we'll c...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:40:00 GMT

Grown up preschool!

Hello shitheads! Recently I had what psychiatrists often refer to as "a nervous breakdown"! Oh what a treat! I drove myself down to the county hospital where I enjo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:17:00 GMT

We are grateful, but you are dumb fucks

Dear myspace jerks, You're all stupid (no, we're not referring to our song; "You're all Stupid", you're seriously all stupid). We, as most of you know, send out random friend reques...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:28:00 GMT

New hot reviews about Tom Foolery and the Foolz music

We have just received some comments back regarding our upcoming cd. Our mothers have never been so proud! Check 'em out: "I want that Cd. Frisbees are getting too expensive, and target was...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:17:00 GMT

US?! SEXIST?!

Dear Asses, It has been brought to our attention by a few of you that you think our music is sexist. We assure you that this is far from the truth, let us explain. We are a ban...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:37:00 GMT

OUR FIRST HATE BULLETIN!!!

Dearest assholes, Apparently our bulletin incouraging people in Iowa to go caucus or our little jab at Hillary Clinton at the end of that bulletin or maybe just our general lack of talent ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:00:00 GMT

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHERFUCKIN CRAP TANK!!! We just got our 1000th friend! I guess we are rich and famous now! Fuckin a right, asses! No more poverty for us. No more eating...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:17:00 GMT

Don’t get too excited, but...

We have typed the lyrics to all of our songs on our myspace page! Gather the whole family around the computer and sing along with the world's crappiest band! Impress Grandma and Grandpa this holiday s...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:02:00 GMT

NEW HATE MAIL...finally

We are ecstatic to announce that we have received our first piece of hate mail in months! It was received by a young lady from Iowa named Hannah who, coincidentally, was a Hannah Montana f...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:41:00 GMT

Hate Mail

Hello jerks. We are terribly shocked and saddened by the lack of hate mail (comments and or messages) we have received regarding our less than impressi...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:43:00 GMT