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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the god of the bunnys
Birthday: the day we the bunnys will kill humankind
Birthplace: yo mama
Current Location: up yo mama
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: white like the snow
Height: smaller then a human
Right Handed or Left Handed: right paw
Your Heritage: bunnys and prostitution
The Shoes You Wore Today: bare foot bitches
Your Weakness: drugs and oh did i say drugs
Your Fears: being caught and killed by the humans
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffin your mama's crust with a pinapple on her
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stop the drugs yea right drugs 4eva
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck another day in hell
Your Best Physical Feature: furry penis
Your Bedtime: when ever i want bitches
Your Most Missed Memory: the whole 8th grade
Pepsi or Coke: coke for sure not the one u drink (cocaine)
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: single but i can always fuck a hooker
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: crack not sweeten
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla with pickles
Cappuccino or Coffee: crack no cream, filthy cream
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck no what you talkin bout bitch i no fuckin swear
Do you Sing: all the motherfuckin time especialy when i'm high
Do you Shower Daily: with you mama's piss
Have you Been in Love: yup and lost it like a dumbass
Do you want to go to College: yup porno college
Do you want to get Married: am already married
Do you belive in yourself: fuck no that why i do drugs
Do you get Motion Sickness: never only when i ride your mom
Do you think you are Attractive: nope, look like shit and proud of it
Are you a Health Freak: not even close
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes when i'm not trying to piss them off
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes bizzzzzzzzzzzzznach
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: doing it right now
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you can bet your ass
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope but i'v come close to getting some
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, i dont know why
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope but i'm kuku for coco puffs
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: the best sushi belong to your mom
In the past month have you been on Stage: only to point out the hookers at birthday parties
In the past month have you been Dumped: by a hooker at the birthday party that i did't want to pay
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no stupid me kept my close on
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole myself from watching that shitty movie miami vice
Ever been Drunk: nope but i have been shit faced to the max
Ever been called a Tease: nope but i'v been called creppy
Ever been Beaten up: hell yes
Ever Shoplifted: so many times god it's so much fun even if it's the dollar store
How do you want to Die: being shot in the face after being randover by a bus
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pornstar,that homeless man that ask you for money and if you don't give them money they moleste you,doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: europe,amsterdame
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: purple
Favourite Hair Color: with knot's and traces of shit in it
Short or Long Hair: long or bald
Height: 8 foot three
Weight: 750
Best Clothing Style: homeless
Number of Drugs I have taken: to much to count
Number of CDs I own: bitch i have ipod
Number of Piercings: just my balls
Number of Tattoos: one on my ass that bob he was a charmer
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! yo mama on four leg's with your dad in the corner slappin the ham with you and me watching and giggling all the way to the market while me and jesus buy holy water to sprey down satan in a wet t-shirt contest with him and mother terisa and the virgin marry and all the hard core hamster on hamster porn playing on the t.v