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Name: Kenneth F. Durkee
Birthday: August 7th, 1981
Birthplace: Orlando Fl.
Current Location: Borelando
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed and loving it......I mean uh.....
Your Heritage: Irish-German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: Women, DAMMIT
Your Fears: I fear nothing, except tiny little flying crawling biting things
Your Perfect Pizza: the one I did'nt pay for, Double cheese peppers onions beef yummm!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: heh don't have goals, just live life as it cums
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is that spelled right?!
Thoughts First Waking Up: uuurrrrgghhhhh, *coughs* thinking of? *edited*
Your Best Physical Feature: middle finger
Your Bedtime: after work
Your Most Missed Memory: uhhh, I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: :ekoC ro ispeP `
MacDonalds or Burger King: ever watched supersize me?
Single or Group Dates: shyea like that'll happen
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: thats not tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Steel or lard?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Rich or poor? Commie cock suckers or Reagan rebels
Do you Smoke: only what I am not selling
Do you Swear: Swear too who, you. Jesus, some fucking light in the sky? no
Do you Sing: uhg why would I
Do you Shower Daily: of course I like feeling clean
Have you Been in Love: it hurts to but at least I know I am alive
Do you want to go to College: what ? PAY for what others think is important, no
Do you want to get Married: another american institution, get married work and die to make room for the next generation of dying married workers
Do you belive in yourself: never underestimated myself thats for sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: oxymoron
Do you think you are Attractive: Ah no thats someone elses job
Are you a Health Freak: flicks lighter, guess not
Do you get along with your Parents: not enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: well I live in Florida the lightning capital of the world so I suppose I should
Do you play an Instrument: not the art style I delve in
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: trying to quit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't need em
In the past month have you gone on a Date: negatory
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: also a negative
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fucking who makes up this shit?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sniffs gotta at least be cooked a little bit....
In the past month have you been on Stage: uh, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: by my friend yes...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but if she aint to skinny I'll dip *Edited*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: stupid ass question
Ever been called a Tease: no but I have been called an asshole...is that the same thing
Ever been Beaten up: long time ago..... sorrry what was the question
Ever Shoplifted: ah already asked that question
How do you want to Die: .................
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: .................
What country would you most like to Visit: any where in europe....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark flashing
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: not to long
Height: not taller than me
Weight: we all get fat at some point
Best Clothing Style: clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: not enough
Number of Piercings: no at this junction in time
Number of Tattoos: soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: work on a new one every day
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My Interests

Myspace AnimationsLets see, I like chinese food, I like going to the movies, I like my Cigarettes, I really like my Cigars (Excalibur-Merlins') I love and hate my ipod. I love to read (no I don't just look at the pictures) I love/hate my video games I wish the Buccaeers would pull their shit together (I sold my soul for their first superbowl) I love drinking Yuengling after work.Love riding around in my car in second gear...hear those tires squeal..its called torque, if you don't have it...don't waste my time.The bumble-bee sound your car makes pisses me off! Go away, 'cause your car sucks!

I'd like to meet:


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You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You? /div

Music:

Deftones Metallica Sevendust Static-X Korn Primus Orgy LinkinPark PinkFloyd LedZepplin MSI LordsofAcid BustaRyhmes- (yea I know it was random) MadSeason AliceinChains NineInchNails Slipknot Gorillaz LynrdSknrd Bjork StoneTemplePilots WhiteZombie Nirvana PearlJam Atreyu 311 MarilynManson Faithless Pantera TheStrokes MyChemicalRomance Rammstien LoFidelityAllstars Prodigy Mudvayne InsaneClownPosse Filter AtariTeenageRiot Orbital LacunaCoil DieselBoy GravityKills TheDustBrothers GeorgeThorogood TheBluesBrothers SoundGarden Slayer SneakerPimps LambofGod Filter CypressHill TheOrb TheDoors

Movies:

Lets see my FAVORITE movie would have to be....uh, lets start from the top I guess Clerks,Snatch,Empire Strikes Back,Mallrats,Pulp Fiction,Reservoir Dogs,Duel to the Death,Ninja Scroll,Cowboy Bebop,Bram Strokers Dracula,The Blues Brothers,Tombstone,Akira,Seven Samurai,The Hidden Fortress,Yojimbo,Sanjura,Grandmas Boy,Top Gun, *sighs* Fight Club,Robin Hood Men in Tights,Spaceballs,The Holy Grail(RUNAWAY!) The Beach,Boondock Saints......


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Books:

I love:The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the Dark Elf Trilogy- IcewindDale Trilogy- Paths of Darkness- Hunters Blades Trilogy- Sellswords Trilogy- Dragonlance Chronicles- Dragonlance Legends- War of the Souls Trilogy- DarkDiciple Trilogy- War of the SpiderQueen- Inheritance Trilogy- All the Harry Potter books (dammit she killed off Dumbledore....WTF!) anything by Micheal Crichton- The Hobbit- The Lord of the Rings- All the STAR WARS books- Angels and Demons- The DaVinci Code- Year of Rogue Dragons Trilogy- Hustler- The Funny T-Shirts that women wear when they have big.....uh..... PERSONALITIES... I can read those shirts again and again and........ you get the picture.... I like to read....and I like women with big PERSONALITIES!!!

Heroes:

Artemis Entreri- The Ultimate Anti-hero, if you don't know of him.... thats too bad!


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Never understood women, really what do they want? Oh just be my friend Kenneth....sooo simple from your point of view. Don't want me to have feelings for you, don't come around...don't hang out with m...
Posted by Kenneth the Ogre on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST