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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kenneth F. Durkee
Birthday: August 7th, 1981
Birthplace: Orlando Fl.
Current Location: Borelando
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed and loving it......I mean uh.....
Your Heritage: Irish-German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: Women, DAMMIT
Your Fears: I fear nothing, except tiny little flying crawling biting things
Your Perfect Pizza: the one I did'nt pay for, Double cheese peppers onions beef yummm!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: heh don't have goals, just live life as it cums
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is that spelled right?!
Thoughts First Waking Up: uuurrrrgghhhhh, *coughs* thinking of? *edited*
Your Best Physical Feature: middle finger
Your Bedtime: after work
Your Most Missed Memory: uhhh, I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: :ekoC ro ispeP `
MacDonalds or Burger King: ever watched supersize me?
Single or Group Dates: shyea like that'll happen
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: thats not tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Steel or lard?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Rich or poor? Commie cock suckers or Reagan rebels
Do you Smoke: only what I am not selling
Do you Swear: Swear too who, you. Jesus, some fucking light in the sky? no
Do you Sing: uhg why would I
Do you Shower Daily: of course I like feeling clean
Have you Been in Love: it hurts to but at least I know I am alive
Do you want to go to College: what ? PAY for what others think is important, no
Do you want to get Married: another american institution, get married work and die to make room for the next generation of dying married workers
Do you belive in yourself: never underestimated myself thats for sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: oxymoron
Do you think you are Attractive: Ah no thats someone elses job
Are you a Health Freak: flicks lighter, guess not
Do you get along with your Parents: not enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: well I live in Florida the lightning capital of the world so I suppose I should
Do you play an Instrument: not the art style I delve in
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: trying to quit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't need em
In the past month have you gone on a Date: negatory
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: also a negative
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fucking who makes up this shit?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sniffs gotta at least be cooked a little bit....
In the past month have you been on Stage: uh, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: by my friend yes...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but if she aint to skinny I'll dip *Edited*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: stupid ass question
Ever been called a Tease: no but I have been called an asshole...is that the same thing
Ever been Beaten up: long time ago..... sorrry what was the question
Ever Shoplifted: ah already asked that question
How do you want to Die: .................
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: .................
What country would you most like to Visit: any where in europe....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark flashing
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: not to long
Height: not taller than me
Weight: we all get fat at some point
Best Clothing Style: clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: not enough
Number of Piercings: no at this junction in time
Number of Tattoos: soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: work on a new one every day
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