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About Me

Myspace Layouts For Girlswho am i you ask... well i'm hispanic, i have warm brown eyes, and a smile to match. my body i feel is slightly off porportion, which means a big bottom and i'm about 5'8. now a bit deeper...i'm a bitchy, sleep impaired, workaholic. who loves to try new things, and you never know what i'm going to do next (i love to shock people). i'll try just about anything once, and hardly ever turn down a dare. and music is a major part of my life. also i want to be a sex theripist. people think i'm sweet, outgoing, friendly, creative, and loud. and most come to me for advice (cause i'm always there to listen), or a honest opionion. the three loves of my life are my boys: my husband chris, and my two little boys dylan, and nathan(they are my reasons for living). my favorite color is green and i love to sparkle. i also have a tomboyish nature, and i am normally considered just one of the guys. i have a min pin (who i nicknamed "choco-be-good). i don't get out much, but when i do i'm as wild as can be. my best friends are the only ones who can truely say, that they know me. i live with no regrets, and think everything happens for a reason (i believe deeply in living life to the fullest). i'm not in any way judgemental, and think people should get a second chance...but in no way will there be a third. also i won't play second best to anyone (i already do with my dad). i love to learn, and seem to be the expert on useless knowledge. i love to act like a goober! ....and well that's pretty much it.

My Interests

biching (what i do best), sex, monkeys, music, writting, reading, piercings(i used to have 23), tattoos(1), talking, scarry movies, extreme sports, sleeping (i'm a hard sleeper), coffee, spending money, the beach, taking pictures, going on line, mustangs, sports, spending time with my family, scrapbooking, traveling, drinking (mmm...lemon drop martinis), ect...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jackie Almaro
Birthday: July 14, 1984
Birthplace: Los Alamitos, California
Current Location: Paramount, California
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: black and white chuck taylors
Your Weakness: kindness
Your Fears: clowns, and needles
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make more money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck... i'm late
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: my childhood
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: in and out
Single or Group Dates: group (with all my married friends)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: the stronger the better
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: every dam day
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: i already am
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: only when i step on a scale
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom anyway
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like the rain
Do you play an Instrument: i've tried... and have failed terriably
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah... i got shit faced
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i prefer chips ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: not since high school
In the past month have you been Dumped: never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's too cold for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never... stealing is wrong
Ever been Drunk: plenty of times
Ever been called a Tease: only by everyone i ever dated
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: hello!... stealing... is wrong!
How do you want to Die: in my sleep,... when i'm old and grey
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a sex therapist
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: shorter than mine
Height: at least 6 feet, if not taller
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: white washed
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs are bad
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: i maxed out at 23
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i live with no regrets

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I'd like to meet:

ATTENTION POTENTIAL FRIENDS:IF YOUR INTRESTED SEE IF YOU MEET THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA: someone who can make me laugh. Someone who doesn't scare or intimidate easily. (if you like a challenge, i'll give you a run for your money). someone who can except me for who i am, good and bad (what you see is what you pretty much get).and all i ask for is never lie to me, and to be honest always... even if it hurts. i also demand respect at all times! cause i know, i'm worth it. i keep my friends for life, and you can always count on me.
How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands say We fit together.
Your eyes say I can't dream anyone more beautiful.
Your hugs say I promise I will try to keep you safe.
Your kisses say You mean the world to me.
Your body says I just want to hold you.
Your heart says Te amo.

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Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are Best friends
Your meeting was by Luck
They are your Protector
You are their One and only
Your love will Last for all eternity

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Music:

everything...from pop to punk to oldies to rock to alternative to hip hop to r&b;...such as michelle branch, avril lavigne, no doubt, the backstreet boys, good charlotte, simple plan, sev, geniqu, ludacris, eminem, linkin park, fall out boy, fergie, shakira, etc...

Movies:

all horror flicks, fight club, dogma, sleeping beauty, the wizard of oz, charlies angles, next friday, ten things i hate about you, the sweetest thing, the notebook, mr and mrs smith, x-men, ect...

Television:

that 70's show, i love lucy, recess, rugrats, real sex, nip/tuck, punked, mtv, friends, the simpsons, cathouse, law and order svu, csi, family fued, inked, wwe, ecw, ufc, america's next top model, scared, prison break, fairly odd parents, etc...

Books:

Kama Sutra, poetry

Heroes:

judy garland, madonna, lorena bobbit, jenna jameson, the backstreet boys, gwen stefani, hallie berry, marilyn monroe, racheal mc adams, angelina jolie, carmen electra, catherine zeta jones
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IT'S A BOY !

Announcing the birth of our little man DYLAN CHRISTOPHER BURTON, yes he's finally here. he weighed 7 lbs, 9ozs. and was 20 1/4 inches long. it was a 26 hour labor, with 2 hours of pushing....
Posted by J@cK!3 on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:44:00 PST

take my quiz ! !

Create your own Friend Test here...
Posted by J@cK!3 on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

it's official

this morning we found out the newest addition to the family is another boy. now comes the arguing over the name.
Posted by J@cK!3 on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Anniversary

OMG! I cant believe today is 1year. 1year ago we got married. we are no longer newlyweds.
Posted by J@cK!3 on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:38:00 PST

New Years Resolution

will it's out with the old and in with the new...right? at times i'm not so sure. because we can't forget the past entirely, it's what makes us who we are today. but on the other hand it's a chance to...
Posted by J@cK!3 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

defining moment

goober-a choclate covered peanut, or a jar of pb&j mixed lobster-someone you've known for a while, whom you have a strong bond with which at one time or another was romantic. cause lobsters mate f...
Posted by J@cK!3 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BiTcH AcAdAmY

the birth of... well as it has been know if you look on certain peeps friend lists you might see bitchz. well its not a person its an organization where like bitchs can go and speek out about pet peev...
Posted by J@cK!3 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what's your favorite scary movie?

well i love horror flicks and there all in good fun. but the texas chainsaw massacure seriously scared me shitless. i love that movie. and to show how much of a loser i truely am i saw that movie twic...
Posted by J@cK!3 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST