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About Me

My name is Audrey and I am OBSESSED with the 50̢۪s housewife. I can waste a full Saturday switching back and forth between HGTV and the Food Channel. I love cupcakes and the color pink. My collection of vintage cookbooks, housekeeping manuals and retro self-help books borders on the insane. I̢۪m a sucker for cute. Currently, I am on the quest for the perfect cupcake. If I could have the pantry of Nigella Lawson I would be gleefully happy. I live in a tiny apartment with my lovely boyfriend who happily acts as my taste-tester and all round tryer-outer. I have more baskets than I do items to put in them and am in love with my brand new sewing machine.

My Interests

makeup, dying my hair, footballers wive$, red lipstick, snapping random photos, jewelry making, drawing and doodling, reading, trashy mags on the train, horror movies, anything from the 50s, super high heels, glitter, hiding in bookstores, body products that smell like food, Anything 50's retro, pink things, SHOES, Russian Literature, Waffle House at 2am, Sartre, Photography, sparkly things, housewifery, web/graphic design, crafting, body products that smell like food, playing in Sephora, hiding in bookstores, cupcakes, those clumps of hot chocolate powder that haven't dissolved, glitter nail polish, cheese, everything french, crafting, embroidery, plushies, hello kitty, eastenders, tea with milk,

I'd like to meet:

other crafty and creative people

Music:

death cab for cutie, asobi seksu, cibo matto, morissey, depeche mode, the cure, the decemberists, the strokes, garbage, goldfrapp, cat power, ivy, jem, built to spill, frente, lisa loeb, lavay smith and her red hot skillet lickers, mates of state, the postal service, vanessa paradis, NIN, persephone's bees, portishead, puffy amiyumi, queen, the raveonettes, yeah yeah yeahs, rilo kiley, sigur ros, smashing pumpkins, the smiths, sneaker pimps, stars, stereophonics, talking heads, tegan and sara, zwan

Movies:

Pin Up Girl, How to Marry a Millionaire, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Rear Window, Amelie, Fight Club, Camille Claudel, Trainspotting, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Alice in Wonderland, Kamikaze girls, Secretary, cheesy horror films, the blood of apes, he loves me he loves me not,

Television:

Awful MTV reality shows, The Office, The Sopranos, The Shield, Drawn Together, Footballers Wive$, Coupling, seriously addicted to Law & Order SVU, Blow Out, America's Next Top Model, Family Guy, Eastenders, Split Ends, Felicity

Books:

Poppy Z Brite, Francesca Lia Block, Chekov, vintage cook books, vintage glamor manuals, craft books

Heroes:

Dita Von Teese, Bettie Page,