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About Me


I've done some stuff, seen some things, learned a little.
I spent the last ten years being an asshole, but thanks to my wonderful girl I'm expected to make a full recovery.

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Everybody is fascinating, until they're not. You never know who will be worth talking to until you actually talk to them.

My Blog

Midget on Midget Violence

MWA, ftw
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Guttermouth Show

Could you have found an easier target to pick on than a fat, goofy, paint huffing reservation kid? I guess there weren't any emo queers in wheelchairs. yeah, he's a piece of shit, but he put up the tw...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Muerto Extremo Premiero


Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 15:37:00 GMT

Blowin' Shit Up

WWII M1 GarandM161911 .45Another satisfied customer.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:49:00 GMT

More from the Obvious Files

Why haven't terrorists figured out that they don't actually need explosives to completely fuck up a country's travel? Appearantly, all you need to do is to tell Security that you've hidden an explosiv...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 16:39:00 GMT

Should be Obvious

So security at Heathrow is still tight. . .they've added secondary bag checks prior to boarding, to prevent people from carrying on beverages purchased after passing the primary security check. Correc...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:01:00 GMT

To the guy at the gibson and yale busstop every afternoon:

You are my pillar of solidarity. You are a constant, throughout the seasons. Seeing you standing there as I'm driving home lets me know that I've fulfilled my nine hour work day. No matter what the we...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 20:46:00 GMT

This present for my sister is better than any of the stuff that the rest of you guys bought.

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Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 19:48:00 GMT

casualty of booze

so now i gone done screwed the pooch. showing off last night, i lept from the top of some four foot terra cotta thing on the sidewalk downtown. i ate shit on the concrete, no big deal. i limped back t...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 14:41:00 GMT

I'm so mad, i could blog.

On the way home from the gym today, I stopped at Smith's for gatorade, sushi, and a book. I was stoked to find "Me talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris, for eight bucks. Treasure in hand, it's t...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 20:16:00 GMT