TAKAKAO TAKESHI

Hello there. I have no time. I make abstract orchestral / electronic music. I also write, arrange, and produce pop songs. I make mashups in the coffeeshop. I'm constantly playing music for people, DJing at concerts and barbecues and toy stores and sushi bars and costume parties. Hey... I played the Allstate Arena last year for Mana, the biggest Mexican rock band in history. Suck on that, and whoo effing hoo. I hang fine art and move heavy things around. I enjoy gambling a great deal. Scrabble, three card, the races, arm wrestling... you name it. I win more often than I lose. I'm the best Goddamned DJ in the World, and I'm neither an alcoholic nor a cokehead. Yay for me!
What else? Oh yes! I like girls too much, which is saying rather a lot, but I rarely pursue them. There was a time when I was more inclined to do so, but lately I've been too caught up in this business of making this Universe of ours a better place. I was a bastard at one time, but somehow managed to prove all of my ex-girlfriends wrong by magically curing myself (they were all crazy and self-destructive to begin with, and, perhaps coincidentally, most of them were oversexed starting when they were very young, but that's another story completely). I talk more than I should, I am incredibly misomaniacal, and I bite my nails. I smoke, drink, and frequently curse at everything ranging from hipsters I dislike to the most harmless of inanimate objects. I deplore bad spellers. I am still a Hell of a guy, though.
Basically, I'm a carrot. If you've ever read the story "Cordle to Onion to Carrot" by Robert Sheckley, you'll know what I mean. There's more to me than that, fortunately, but space limitations prevent me from illustrating this point in greater detail, or, for that matter, in the least. That is all I have to say for now. Thank you for your time. Oh yeah... if you'd like to check out my noise, go here .