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Tong

An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. -Voltaire

About Me

If I were a carbonated beverageWhen you shook me.

And then immediately thereafter opened me.

I would not explode into a foamy mess.

But I would instead go "whee."
You are happy hardcore!
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My Interests

Cars, motorcycles, computers, methyldioxy methamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide, Benadryl, Nyquil and Scotch tape.

I'd like to meet:

I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.