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About Me

A lot has changed since 1973. I'm just a normal guy with nothing to lose. Whatever happened to the girl who used to fake seizures at parties when she got bored? We really ought to get you out of these clothes. Our marriage is just for show. ITS JUST A COUCH!!! That's $50 000. That's someone's salary. Tha'ts someone who'se gonna get fired because Craig needs to pay women to fuck him. Someone pass the asparagus. I am really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit. You don't get to tell me what to do ever again. I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.
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My Interests

Joe Carter Baby

Add to My Profile | More VideosCalifornia,writing, music, movies, body modification,political incorrectness, sports, PS2,drinking, reading,wrestling, San Fransico 49ers, Detroit Lions, San Diego Chargers, Tennessee Titans, Miami Dolphins, Toronto Blue Jays, Detroit Tigers, San Diego Padres, NFL, CFL, NHL, NBA, Dallas Mavericks, Phoenix Suns, Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Cuddling, Kissing, Beaches, Sunsets, Grass, Cream Soda, Cookies, Peach Pie,biographies, serial killer books, Grape flavoured anything, Fruits, vegatables, Ju Jubes, Jelly Beans, Starburts, slurpees, ice caps, booster juice, booze,chocolate,caramel, pic a pop.type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

All my favourite bands,actors. Bill Maher,Al Franken, George Carlin, Bill Clinton, Diablo Cody,Kelli Garner,Piper Perabo,Kim Smith, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, and many others... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

M godsmack

Add to My Profile | More Videosy top 5 faves are Metallica, Godsmack, Buckcherry, Ozzy, Soundgarden, and the rest The Donnas, Slayer, Pantera Rage, Audioslave, Nickelback,Foo Fighters, The Who, Lifehouse, Hootie and The Blowfish, The Beach Boys, Boston, All American Rejects,Nina Gordon, Lennon,I'm really digging the latest cd's from sarah Slean and Ben Harper. I pretty much like everything except rap, R and B, and that crappy emo and screamo shit, ewww

Movies:

American Beauty, Jesus Is Magic, Sideways,Friday Night Lights, Private Parts,Almost Famous,An Inconveniant Truth, Blue Car, Walk The Line,Remember The Titans, Brian's Song, Rudy, Crash, Hustle and Flow, Borat,The Day After Tomorrow, Dreamland,Half Nelson If it has Kevin Smith, or Ed Burns as a writer and director I like it.

Television:

Married With Children 24 Enterouge P.T.I Miami Ink

Books:

My Life, Go Ask Alice, Real Men Don't Apologize,Night Stalker,Hunting Humans, Prozac Nation,Sex Drugs and Cocao Puffs, Murder In Greenwich, Lennon, Scartissue,The Satanic Bible, The Greatest Story Ever Sold

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Anyone who has struggled in life and has come out alive, anyone who has a dream and then lives that dream, anyone who makes mistakes and lives on. Anyone who has a passion and lives for that passion, anyone who loves and lives...

My Blog

My adventures trying to sign out a book

So I am doing a paper in sociology class about the feminist perspective on child prostitution. In my google research I came upon Fox news San Diego and thier appears to be a child prostitution epidemi...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:56:00 PST

This Summer...

I want to be busy. I don't want to sit by the computer all day and do nothing so I have come up with some plans and plan to kind of ignore the computer. This summer I will; Get a summer job so ...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

American Timeline 2007-2011

March 20-07-- Fall Out Boy admits they suck. Panic at the Disco change their name to Panic at The Shitsco. Emo music still sucks. April 16- 07-- a judge hands britney and k fed's two children to ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

I wonder

So here is the story. A few years ago, maybe like 3 years I went to the career symposium at the convention centre. One of the displays had a pig in a little box and it was so cute and a lot of people ...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

Uniter Editorial 2?

It was February 2, 2007. I just finished writing a barely adequate sociology exam when I walked into the buffeteria and sat down on the first free table I saw and read the Uniter. From there I returne...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

Uniter Editorial 1?

AMY LEE THE LYING SEX SELLER IN POPULAR MUSIC ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The ma...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

What is with my freaky dreams?

They first started last fall. I remember having a dream where I felt that my bedroom was like a prison and I felt trapped and was going insane. So I turned on the light and and turned my radio on real...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:49:00 PST

What Do I Do Now

I just set up an appointment to see an academic advisor, because I really don't know what to do. Red River sent me a letter denying me an interview and enrolment in Cre Com, so my plans are shot, or t...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

I just saw one interesting movie

Shocking, poetic, moving, tragic, and pornographic are the words I use to describe the film I just saw tonight. That film is Shortbus. If you are a hardcore christian, close minded or easily offended ...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

Annoyed, Amused, Disgusted

Today at school I walked by some menstrual art. Ya kinda gross. So some chicks took out thier tampons and used them as a paint brush on a piece of paper and acting like picasso. I now quote someone th...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST