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the boy with the most metal heart of all

once i have six hundred and sixty six friends i'm done

About Me

i eat and drink a lot and listen to rock 'n roll. it's hard livin' hard.

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My Interests

my girls...

I'd like to meet:

any sort of fictional character. that way i could continue to avoid real contact with other humans.

Music:

yes.

Books:

books is good.

Heroes:

i said ji-ro, bitch!

My Blog

fuck you if you don't have insurance.

.. That's right..fuck you... If you are caught driving with no insurance, you should go directly to jail... Do not pass go... Heather, Avery and I went to Houston last weekend for vacation... It...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST

since the taco asked...

I sat on my couch, my head pounding, despite the Demerol the doctor had given me.   I sipped stale keg beer from a cup as I looked around the room.  It looked like a massacre had occurr...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:57:00 PST

second degree battery pt. 2

so...i noticed the other day that a blog i posted a while back didn't entirely post...so here's the second part...who reads this shit, anyway...it's so long annd tedious...it's for me, though...not yo...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:30:00 PST

pt. 3

sooooooooo long....that's the way it happened, though...   When I used to bartend I had the Legal Crowd coming in every afternoon after work, for happy hour.  The Legal Crowd consisted of ju...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:27:00 PST

my toof...

                 So, most people who know me know that I have a fake front tooth.  I guess the story falls under the embarrassing m...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

on the road...

                 Charles Bukowski did it.  Bob Dylan had done it.  Jack Kerouac had been immortalized for writing a book about...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Sun, 28 May 2006 08:15:00 PST

constipation

i am suffering from the constipation known as "writers block."  i've been sitting here for something like thirty minutes staring at a blank screen.  i have so many thoughts and ideas ru...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

self revelation...

holy shit...i just realized what i am doing on myspace.  i am creating a social life for myself without having to have any sort of human interaction.  i sit, alone in my home and "talk" to m...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:47:00 PST

created some great art this morning...

I was sitting on the ivory throne this morning taking my enormous morning glory, reading a book of poetry when it struck me;  sitting on the pot is the best place to read poetry.  seriously....
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST

Embarrassing story . 2679

    Embarrassing story # 2679                So, in the usual fashion at the time, I was downtown drinking out at the bars.  I...
Posted by the boy with the most metal heart of all on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:26:00 PST