About Me
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!------CLICK THE BANNER TO VIEW MY BANDS WEBSITE ------
wanna hear wait no read a story?what would i want you to know about me? what should be left out? ok here we go on the journey!my name is paul i hate it but i was ordained with that name so ill live with it any way born in texas, lived in wv and now live in a shitty little town called shippensburg.not a whole lot to do around here. i sing for a band. i love music.it lets me express myself and its like therapy for me so it keeps me sane most of the time and im starting school why? because i need a career not a dead end job. i just gave one up. so i guess right now im at a cross road in my life.and to walk with me through these crossroads is my love the beautiful sara. shes so very good to me!! and she helps to keep me straight which is probably for the best seeing as i can get into some things from time to time. but like i said before she is very good to me and for me!! like honey on my lips...SHE TASTES SOOOOO SWEET!SO SO SOOOOO SWEET!!!MM-M-HMMM GOOD HOME COOKING!!anything else you want to know you probably know already because of knowing me personally. also i have to talk about my band a little more. we are american diablo. yep spooookie...!!!!... fear us!!! lay in the corner and quiver and shake like a cold wet dog! this shit is the new staple to american music!!the savoirs of music in the home land!
