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About Me

I enjoy drinking heavily, bangin out lines of coke on a bathroom urinal, beating my wife, hitting children, kicking animals, and occasionaly a nice warm bubble bath with scented candles and a good book. Oh and I go to Church, cause you gotta have faith. Oh yeah and how could I forget this little part of my life: In 1972 I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as soldier of fortune. If you have a problem - if no one else can help -and if you can find me - maybe you can hire: Me. Oh, I also have an unhealthy obsession with Chuck Norris!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Hannibal, Face-Man, Howling Mad Murdoch, Oprah, Mr. Belvedere, that guy from that movie, you know with the hair, Count Blackula, Biz Markie, Rerun from "What's Happenin?",and the corpse of Sammy Davis Jr.. Don't wanna meat no Jive-Turkeys though.

Music:

A- Team theme music and Biz Markie

Movies:

Anything that has Chuck Norris either starring in it, kind of in it, or is mentioned in it, Hardcore Porn, and stuff about Jesus.

Television:

Walker; Texas Ranger, The A-Team, oh and I actually love Spongebob Squarepants.

Books:

"The Bible" and "Mr. T and Me" and "Everybody Poops"

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Jesus (not Geezuz, Hay-Zues the guy who cuts my lawn), Mr. T and all of the A-Team, Matt Hill, and of course, Sammy Davis Jr.

My Blog

Christmas!

T'was the night after Christmas and the world was at peace. Santa had just got done delivering toys to all of the boys and girls in the world and his back hurt him so. Santa had just made himself a ni...
Posted by T-Bird on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST

Dunno why, just having a bad couple of days.

Ever just want to cave someone's skull in with a brick, or some other sort of blunt object? Can't seem to shake that feeling these past couple of days. Oh well.
Posted by T-Bird on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

Am I Wrong?1

Why is it that something is inherently wrong with lack of faith? I am not talking about lack of belief, but lack of faith. I think that there is some sort of Creator, but I cannot KNOW. Humans are nat...
Posted by T-Bird on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

1st Blog

In order to truly feel love one must truly hate. In order to feel hate one must have truly loved. Words to live by. Don't waste time on faith it gets you no where and nothing. The idea of "God" is ...
Posted by T-Bird on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST