ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!!

About Me

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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AND YOU'LL NEVER ASK ME WHY JOHN PETRUCCI IS MY FAVOURITE GUITAR PLAYER EVER AGAIN!!(CHECK OUT THE SWEEPS AT ABOUT 30 SECONDS) Computers have always got on me nads but here goes anyway. If I make a proper arse-up of this at least I can say I tried!My name is Chris (aka Chunkster, Cheesy-T and Jackass). I really wish I had loads of interesting things to write about but the harsh truth is that I don't! All I wanna do is play my guitars and thats pretty much all I do. Love the occasional scoop down the Red Lion in Longton with my bezzy mates too!I also get to jam with a killer duo called Feedback. They play in pubs around the area. Matt and Chris you guys rock!!!!

My Interests

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." HOLY SHIT!!!! UNLESS THIS CHRISTIAN IS A FUCKING WIERDO GOD MUST EXIST!!!! RELIGION-1, SCIENTISTS WITH THERE SILLY EVIDENCE-0 .... Did you know that 46% of Americans believe that the entire Universe is less than 10 000 years old? In other words nearly half the population of one of the worlds biggest super-powers believe that the sun, the solar system, the Milky Way galaxy and all the other billions of galaxies in the Universe were created AFTER THE DOMESTICATION OF THE DOG!!!!

I'd like to meet:

.. JOHN PETRUCCI!!!! Dude you fuckin' amaze me

Music:

Dream Theater. I could listen to those guys all day every day! Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, JIMI OF COURSE and other stuff like 'phonics and Tool. Basically anything with killer guitars! That means you Yngwie!SOME OF MY GUITARS: This is my number 1 guitar. It is an Ernie Ball Music Man JP6. It has every option available added to it including this cool flip paint. I LOVE IT!!! This is my Richie Sambora Black Paisley Custom Shop Fender Stratocaster. It is a very limited edition. According to the Fender website there are only 200 in the world. This old boy is my "Frankensatch" It is an Ibanez JS100 with a few minor modifications. Before it got retired for a while it had a Floyd Rose original locking tremolo system, it has had the rear of the neck sculpted slightly and frets 19-22 have been scalloped. Add that to all the random shit I've stuck all over it and its a pretty cool guitar. Above is my 12-string Yamaha semi-acoustic. It has a fucking awesome tone and plays really well. (Even though a certain guitar noob has knocked the fuck out of it at gigs!) Sorry dude!! BONG!! This is my Ibanez bass. It is also a bit battered but still sounds well even though I haven't changed the strings since I got it! I have cut some of the fret wire out so I can get a nice fretless feel further up the neck. It works quite well suprisingly!

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption is the first one that springs to mind but i love the funnies too. Stuff like Team America and Baseketball.

Television:

Did everyone see that "Long Way Round" series about Ewan Mcgregor and Charlie Boorman travelling around the world on motorbikes? How cool would that be? If you haven't go and buy it now... right now.... go on! Piss off and buy it!!!

Heroes:

The Petruuci meister!!! Still not seen him play live but I just know its gonna be worth the wait!!

My Blog

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Check out the new pics on page 2! I always knew I was a rock god!!! (Thanks Dave and Lisa for e-mailing them to me!)
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

New Pics!!

Finally got round to copying all the photos off my phone! Check em out if ya want! I don't suppose they are that interesting if you don't know anybody on them tho!! See if you can beat the McDonalds c...
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

Gotta love life! It rocks!!!

Don't ya just hate people that blog on myspace just to have a moan!!! Life doesn't suck it fuckin' rocks!! I love everything about my life! Uni kicks ass. I'm really enjoying it. Social life kicks ass...
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

I would love to....

Things to do before I die....... Sat at the bus stop today was really boring. It took about 45 minutes for the bus to come and it was cold and wet. I had nothing to do apart from think about suff and ...
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:43:00 PST

Last nights gig

Yeah!!! Had a great time last night doing a bit on the old geeeetar!! Messed up the intro to "wanted dead or alive" but you try it on a 12 string! It's fuckin' hard OK!!! Still rocked out on "Paradise...
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

Keith is a piss head

Errrr....... Dont really know what to put.. Got a bit pissed already! been to a few pubs tonight including Roper Hall. A beer and a pie for three quid. Can't be beaten in my opinion!!!! Just had a goo...
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

Turn Another Page!!!

Righto!!! Its time Chrissy got down to this bloggin business!!!! It seems so much fun but i really can't be arsed. Don't even know what to put! Not that anyone is gonna read it anyway!! Any...
Posted by ITS NOT BURRRR, ITS BONG!!! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:49:00 PST