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shimmy topaz

Live and Let Live - www.lp.org

About Me

boredinary by day...lethal and wily recluse by night. I have a portable blow dryer...and I'm NOT afraid to use it.

My Interests

shallow people, gay guys, strong coffee, sweet wine, acoustic guitar, white sand beaches, knit sweaters, HATS!!!, a passionate kiss, a witty remark, BMW M5's, Boston (the city), non-franchise coffee bars/cafes, bistros, dark beers, listening to house while cooking, baking, sitting down in the shower, L'Occitane Eye Balm, lip gloss, Michael Kors, designer jeans, high heels, hot rollers, global markets, compounded interest, netflix, sephora.com, yazoo hefe, peanut m&m's, Fair Tax, better public education, pumas, macchiato's, and the syle of Vegas.

I'd like to meet:

hmmm....
-the kooky obstetrician who rushed my birth with a brain fart and a pricey golfing vacation he just couldn't miss. I could've been a stable, realistic capricorn. Instead, I'm a Sag w/ obligation phobia who's inching towards 30 and still wants a pony. thanks.
-the nurse who talked my mother out of naming me Betty-Jo. Can you imagine? B.J.???? Wherever you are...I owe you my less effed up childhood.
-vince vaughn so i can woo him with my seductive charms and we can finally consummate our love and give birth to possibly the wittiest and funniest human.ever.
-CARSON Kressley: i want him to stroke my hair and tell me I'm beautiful and then I shall become his queen and together we will rid the world of insecurities and bad hair...and cargo jeans.
-and of course...Bono. the end.

Music:

If I like it, I like it.

Movies:

thrillers. Quentin Tarentino or anything by Guy Ritchie. Good horror movies. Martin Scorsese. Vince Vaughn. Jason Stathom, Rachel McAdams, Charlize Theron, Bruce Willis. British romantic comedies.

Television:

heroes, wheel of fortune, larry david, sienfeld, HBO series/documentary, MSNBC news.

Books:

Biographies. Neal Boortz, Jack Kerouac, Jim Carroll, Jen Lancaster, Sedaris, Time magazine...and I love me some Jane Austen.

Heroes:

anybody who saves me from myself...

My Blog

Defying death...

one winter car ride after another. Wooo Hooo!!!! So, if you feel like living on the edge and you won't be swimming with stingrays any time soon...might I recommend the following: Driving along a winte...
Posted by shimmy topaz on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:50:00 PST

Note to Self:

When preparing off-brand boxed mac n cheese please be advised that the packet which contains the powdered cheddar is not half as durable as that of Kraft's. This is especially useful info if you ...
Posted by shimmy topaz on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:31:00 PST

Redwave and Knight had it right...

Morning is one of those times in the day that isn't much different for everyone. Usually you're either a "Morning Person" or you are NOT a "Morning Person". I am NOT a "morning person". When I awake ...
Posted by shimmy topaz on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Confucius says...

You could interpret this fortune many ways. For one, you might say that romance is soon to find it's way into my life. I don't look at it that way. The way I see it, is that romance is and has been ...
Posted by shimmy topaz on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST

Gluttony?

..>..>..> ..> Your Gluttony Quotient: 74%  Eating is not just a hobby for you - it's your life.And while your friends do appreciate your good taste in food, they're a little disgusted by how...
Posted by shimmy topaz on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST