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If you like the way we sound and want us to show up at your place, get a hold of us! We are very flexible, and we good lookin'. Shortly after forming 'a gun that shoots knives' we were visited by ourselves from the future. they said that they were sick of the groupies and private jets and shit and that we should trade places for a while. of course we jumped on the opportunity, and spent five years reigning as the most popular band on earth. people said they were happy that we had 'gone back to our roots' when in actuality, we hadn't even written any songs yet. after the future, we spent some time touring around other dimensions, then back to the future, and then we decided that we wanted to see what it would be like to be unpopular and play little clubs instead of packed stadiums, so we came back to the year 2005 and traded places with ourselves. so far it has been really fun. you should come see our band now, before it costs $500 to do so. love, A Gun That Shoots Knives HOT NEW VIDEO DOGGY! OCT 11 ALBUM RELEASE VIDEO ADVERTISEMENT ..Here is a film festival trailer that featured our sweet tunes!! Made by Matt Rome!! SFUSFF Trailer

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Member Since: 18/02/2005
Band Website: www.agtsk.com
Band Members: kelly - lead drummer/stubby - lead keys and lead singy/jimmy - lead bass and backup vocals/jeff - lead geetar and backup vocals/scot - synths, rhythm guitar, percussion, backup vocals
Influences: we are influenced by the force. the force is an energy field created by all living things. it binds us together and guides us all in our own individual paths. you can feel the force swirling around you and through you if you stretch out with your feelings. go ahead, close your eyes, picture your surroundings. feel the force penetrate you, draw you in and put you in harmony with all that is around you. the force is everywhere. the rock, the tree, the swamp, the x-wing fighter, the computer and the mouse. we use the force to write songs. sometimes the force will fuck with us, and give us up some bunk shit, and that's when we have to be like "c'mon force, shit! it's like you're not even trying! don't make us turn to the dark side" and then the force will be all "allright bitch, you want some?" and that's when we really feel it, and write some super-catchy dope shit!
Sounds Like: “Genius, genius. What can you do? This is total genius. The incomparable…A Gun That Shoots Knives, has…invented a genre and probably destroyed one or two along the way. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be squeaky clean!” - MP3 JACKPOT“Lest you think A Gun That Shoots Knives are a gimmick band… they are anything but. They can get away with wearing ridiculous costumes (or anything else) because they give one great song after another, featuring catchy licks, elastic vocals (by a number of band members), with true rock’n'roll strut. To call the lead singer of A Gun That Shoots Knives charismatic or magnetic are the greatest of understatements, but I can’t think of better words… he’s writhing on his knees, covered in teddy bear blood… this is MY kind of party!!” - SOUND ON THE SOUND“A Gun That Shoots Knives - like the vague ghost of a shitty 1970s porno. Their sound is like a mix-tape of what must be a huge list of influences. The singer's high, nasal voice immediately reminded this reviewer of Nardwuar the Human Serviette of the Evaporators. The content matter of the songs lies in the same vein, with subjects ranging from: soap, the mailman, and a punk song about the Karate Kid. Though AGTSK's past, present and future appear to be a bit muddied by confusing, if not fantastic details, a few facts are known indefinitely…the band's unfettered creativity is inspiring, and that mixed with the desire to give a good performance is an entertaining combination. They are quickly becoming a favorite in this town!” - WHAT’S UP MAGAZINE“’This has gone on for way too long,’ someone observed about a third of the way through their set. His sentiment was echoed in other anxious remarks from the crowd. The problem was that most folks in the audience couldn't tell if A Gun That Shoots Knives were joking. You can't blame people for hollering: ‘We're all confused!’" - SEATTLE WEEKLY“Basically, if the guys from They Might Be Giants grew up obsessed with Star Wars and 50s creature features, then took a bunch of drugs while listening to Cake and Frank Zappa, they’d almost certainly make music similar to AGTSK…if you had to compare AGTSK to bands that actually exist, Ween, The Dead Milkmen and Stereopathic Soul Manure-era Beck come to mind. I think what we like most about this band is that there’s obviously a lot of musical talent here, but they don’t let it affect their unpretentious and amusing style. In fact, their ability to write catchy tunes complimented by some rockin’ instrumentation only enhances their sound – it’s an unorthodox range, but it’s an impressive combination nonetheless.” - THE SPOKANE SIDEKICK
Record Label: Bad Horses

My Blog

TWO SHOWS TWO DAYS@ KEEP IT REAL FESTIVAL 08

On Sept 19th we play at the blue moon tavern. We shall play this show in full battle armor. We shall play a set for you as you have never heard as we combine the future with the past to create "future...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:09:00 GMT

check out my puppet show!!!!

Check out this video: Storyteller Add to My Profile | More Videosif we get enough votes, we win a production deal with fox broadcasting! vote now, and tell all your friends to vote too!
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:40:00 GMT

BUY MIRACLE RIGHT NOW! HERES HOW!

Miracle is our 19 track debut album. Produced and recorded by us. you should really buy it. AND its a cheap(10$$) and a convenient way to have AGTSK in your home,car or work place.Comes with...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:37:00 GMT

NEW RECORDING PROJECT BEGINS JULY 17TH!

So here is the plan. AGTSK is gonna produce four six song EPs that will come out twice a year for the next two years. The end result is to be available on a dubble disc with more un released tracks. H...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:44:00 GMT

happy new stuff (new album track list)

so we have actually finally stated recording the new album, which is going to be rad. our track list for the new one goes something like: skinned knees (the skateboard song) every year (the birthday s...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:30:00 GMT

3B good time

my head hurts a little right now. we had a fucking great time last night at the 3B. jeff pointed out this morning that at one point last night there were several women actually FIGHTING to touch my cr...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:52:00 GMT

a house to live in!

oh boy! I have a place to live! I'm going to live with my pals dennis and arendt and joe and megan and some guy named andy and I think someone else, too! and I'm going to have a place to put all my re...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:25:00 GMT

I'm gonna punch a hole in my van

at first, I was like "shit, I don't have any money for coffee, that's too bad" and then I thought of the last few times I was broke, and how someone would buy me a cup, or I'd go back home and ma...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 18:57:00 GMT

porn!

we got our song "fireflies" in a short porn movie that will be showing at the stranger's amatuer porn contest. fuck yeah!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:17:00 GMT

my pecs hurt

hi this is stubby. I just joined a gym so I could have a place to take a shower. I spend all morning swimming and sitting in the sauna, and then I go to the park and take a nap. it has been a month an...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 13:43:00 GMT