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JASMANG

About Me

I'm Jasmine Fucking Bird.
Dig it.
I can't love you. I love things that are intangible.
It's much easier that way.
I love:
pirates
grape soda
guns
Marb 100's
black eyes
kicking people
spitting
twix candy
top ramen
my kitty, never yours
saying "suck it"
watching wrestling with my daddy and my joshy
olympia music scene
money
my bass
rain
your mother
barking at dogs
raw sewage
sarcasm
leopard print
lip rings
fortune cookies
orange
Samuel Adams Boston Lager
scaring the cats with the vacuum
I hate:
small things
being alone
ugly people
new stuff
uncomfortable socks
you
onions
words
your mother
homework
interruptions
bad movies
picky people
hypocrites
children
cough drops
old people
the telephone
motion sickness
confrontation
velvet
chalk
chewing ice
hannah montana
empathy
I am afraid of:
clowns
dogs
bugs
small spaces
heights
old people
bears
the dark
water getting in my nose or eyes
loud noises
snakes
sharks
thunder
dying
being alone
some vegetables
germs
zombies
losing teeth
breaking my nose
porcelain dolls
the curtains i had when i was young
unusally tall people

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People worth meeting

My Blog

When did I go from wasted, to waste of time?

Baby I'm afraid of a lot of things, But I ain't scared of loving you, Baby I know you're afraid of a lot of things, But don't be scared of love, 'Cause people will say all kinds of things,That don't m...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Computer lingo?? OMG (right?) Why is this real? Lame.

  A AAKAAR8ADADAFAICAFKAIMASAPA/S/LATMATW Asleep at the keyboardAt any rateAnother day, another dollarAs far as I'm concernedAway from computer keyboardAOL Instant MessengerAs soon as possibleAg...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:59:00 GMT

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AND IM REALLY, REALLY SAD.

I'm tired of stupid cunt bitches making blogs like this.. Knock it off. And when you post poems, make sure people know what you're talking about. Not like define the "big" words you're using, but...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:45:00 GMT

For Emme<3

I don't follow my own advice or learn from any of my lessons, but I wanted to say something. If you love someone, make plans. See them. Love them. Tell them. Because you don't want that call some...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 21:15:00 GMT

warning

I can make you happy,And I can say nice things,But when I say I'm sorry,I won't know what it means. And I might draw you in,And I might take her place,But when we get too close,I won't look you in the...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:36:00 GMT

<33

And, if it's trueBaby, I'm the one in love with youAnd I guess that I've been all my lifeAnd I know, and I'll tryAnd I love you more than those other guysCause you mean the world to meYou're exactly w...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 21:58:00 GMT

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

I'm better than you.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:31:00 GMT