I'm Jasmine Fucking Bird.
Dig it.
I can't love you. I love things that are intangible.
It's much easier that way.
I love:
pirates
grape soda
guns
Marb 100's
black eyes
kicking people
spitting
twix candy
top ramen
my kitty, never yours
saying "suck it"
watching wrestling with my daddy and my joshy
olympia music scene
money
my bass
rain
your mother
barking at dogs
raw sewage
sarcasm
leopard print
lip rings
fortune cookies
orange
Samuel Adams Boston Lager
scaring the cats with the vacuum
I hate:
small things
being alone
ugly people
new stuff
uncomfortable socks
you
onions
words
your mother
homework
interruptions
bad movies
picky people
hypocrites
children
cough drops
old people
the telephone
motion sickness
confrontation
velvet
chalk
chewing ice
hannah montana
empathy
I am afraid of:
clowns
dogs
bugs
small spaces
heights
old people
bears
the dark
water getting in my nose or eyes
loud noises
snakes
sharks
thunder
dying
being alone
some vegetables
germs
zombies
losing teeth
breaking my nose
porcelain dolls
the curtains i had when i was young
unusally tall people