Okay this is one for my soft side.....don't beat your kids or abuse them mentally, if you do you are a complete jackass and I hope they grow up to kill you ....
Photo Fun - ClubDUD.comI pretty much have a remedy for any ailment, just give me a shout out you moron and I will set you straight!
Myspace Layouts
I got this layout from topbun
What an eclectic group of individuals on MySpace. Pissed off one day and in love the next (and half the time with the one that pissed them off in the first place). Well I am not one of those people. I think most everyone here is confused or never goes out. Just an opinion. I use it to keep in touch with others, while others are here to wallow in their sorrows and do not have one hesitance to let others wallow in it too. Well boo-frickin’ hoo.Whatever happened to actual communication? You know talking to someone, hearing the inflection in their voices, or better yet seeing them and reading their body language? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching others on this place back-stab one another all of the time! It is more amusing than sitting by a police scanner on a Friday or Saturday night at home listening to what is going on. Oddly enough, I use this place to keep in touch with people who are miles away, but strangely enough I could not give you my “friends†number or address….because I don’t have it! Re-evaluate your page and out of the 500 friends you have, how many are in your Blackberry, iPhone or free $50 dollar phone for signing a 2 year contract? You don’t want to know my guess, but you are probably going to look.Oh and then there are places like Facebook, Twitter, etc. Soon there will be a site dedicated to just frickin pictures and no talk at all except for caveman speech. “Me Kiowa, You Jane†It will be called “Monosyllable,†for the extremely lazy who can’t make interesting conversation, live lives based on their looks and have absolutely no reason to correspond with you other than filling that one basic need in their life! Shit, now someone is going to steal that idea, oh well buddy, make your millions off it. You’ll probably be reported on this site if you can text more than one syllable and be banned for life.You can probably see where this is going. I don’t like the fact that I am on here usually once a day. If you know me and don’t know me by now, then don’t bother. If you are one of my new friends or want to be my friend then fire me a message and I will respond honestly about anything. I am willing to give anyone a chance at friendship except bigots, racists, apathists, and a multitude of other "ts," so if you are one of them I don't really have any desire to be your friend, much less communicate with you. ALSO, if you "don't normally come here" or are on your "friend's computer and your e-mail is" or "I am kinda new to this" PLEASE stop sending me friend requests.About me - Firstly, I cherish my children and friends above all. Though I may not always show it through my actions I strive to be the best friend and father that I can be. I have my ups and downs just like most everyone. Some have them more frequently than me, others less. It’s all good. I am becoming comfortable in my own skin, realizing that I can’t ascertain the dreams I had due to my age. BUT, I do realize that I have been offered an opportunity in life to mentor other people and pursue my own destiny though in a more modified and realistic sense. Either way, I know in the end that all things will work out.I like singing and writing music, working out and sleeping whenever I can. I am divorced and have 3 children (7, 5, 3) I like prime numbers a lot! What can I say...and they take up half of my year. I am usually the one laughing in the movie theater when no one else is or silent when others are laughing, I am blessed in that way. I measure my own success by enriching other's lives. Watching others succeed with me having been part of their lives is a wonderful feeling.My blog is basically a bunch of lyrics that I write. I hope to someday put them into music as I love singing. I don’t want to be rich or famous, but having posted them many times I know that people can relate and that is the first step. The next is making them appreciate the emotion behind the songs by putting notes to the words.BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND MY TOP 10 THINGS THAT I HATE!!!! YEAH!!!#1 – Dr. Laura, you have moved up 6 positions to number 1. Congratulations! I still hate you for giving people life changing advice after a couple of sentences. You should be shot or worse yet, put in Gitmo. #2 – Entering in those ridiculous codes to post a comment or a message, only to be told “this user requires all messages to be approved.†Well FUCK YOU!!! I thought that was why I was entering the fucking code in for in the first place. So now you wasted how much of my time because I can’t get it right the first, second OR third time…only to have the realization set in that I might not get it posted. SCREW YOU!!! #3 - Keys that stick on a keyboard. That’s right, you too my friend are “Moving on Up!†as the Jefferson’s would put it. The only problem is you aren’t moving on up, you are staying put at the basin of my abyss. You are irritating and have absolutely nothing whatsoever to offer me besides anguish and suffering. I’m calling you out sticky Key!!!! #4 – People who put so much shit on their myspace page that it takes a minute to download it even with lightning fast high-speed internet...get a fucking life! Get out just a little bit more. #5 – Almost all of reality television, DUDE there is nothing real about it. #6 – NASCAR. Though I watch some, I am not an overzealous fan. It’s really nifty when they wreck hard. I do like it though when people ask me if I like NASCAR…I always respond “No, I went to college.†#7 – Cock blockers, enough said. They come in two forms, women and men. #8 – That jackass buying lottery tickets and scratch offs when all you want to do is pay for gas! You suck. #9 – People you are always there for but are never there for you. #10 – People who criticize you but are offended when you criticize them.Anyway "Me go now, Me tired, check out my pro file" that was about as Monosyllabic as i get. I intentionally spelled profile "pro file to get my sarcasm across. Night! or Day! You get the point.
