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Lawgiver

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About Me

-shrugs- I'm just a tall, sarcastic jerk with a dry sense of humor. I like to write and read and I'm currently single. I'm 6'4, weigh something like 250 lbs and got my license to drive. I work for Arby's (Whee.) and when I'm not actively failing college classes, I'm working on the various stories rattling around in my head in hopes of getting them published someday. I want to major in Criminal Justice and become a cop. I don't really quite know what I want to do with my life beyond, but hopefully I'll figure that out soon. Just hit me up if you feel like chatting. AIM is NoxDraconigena. Latin for Night Dragon. I'm always invisible, so you'll actually have to try to see if I'm on or not. And I used to hang out with some weird guys. Sideshow Bob, Jack Black and Sid the Sloth. You know who you are.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Women
Your Kill Count: 420,585,654
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 40
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $109,977,136,046,433
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 8%
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My Interests

Hmmm. Interests include writing my various story plots. Which will never, ever end. I get a new plot idea at least once every month. I'm looking at having to write at least 20+ books as it is. And I'm only 19. I really like to read, but the book has to be damn good, so it's usually fantasy based. I like to hang out with my friends, but as of late my job has kinda taken over my life, so I don't get to do that as much as I'd like to. I'm interested in learning how to snowboard and how to surf, along with learn how to play the guitar and learning how to draw.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dole. Awesome, awesome man.

Music:

I used to be a huge rap fan, but since none of the current rappers can mention anything other than how much money they have, the drugs they do or the women they sleep with, I've found rap and hip hop to be less than appealing. Still I like Bone, Thugs and Harmony and Eminem. I mostly listen to System of a Down, Korn, Ill Nino, Ra, Skindred, Linkin Park, Disturbed, and other bands like that. I hate punk, emo and screamo. Emo is nothing more than girly men running around whining about their problems, and screamo is the same except they scream at the top of their lungs. But hey, whatever you listen to is your thing. I don't dislike people who listen to that sort of thing, just the music itself.

Movies:

If its got a plot that keeps you on the edge of your seat and an ending you don't expect, I love it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g

Television:

I very rarely watch TV, and when I do, its usually Smallville reruns. So sue me.

Books:

I'm a huge nerd, to be perfectly honest. I read Robert Jordan, Terry Goodkind and Piers Anthony, but my all time favorite writer is David Eddings. I love fantasy novels, with dragons and the medieval times where people had to actually work to get what they wanted. And I'll even admit to liking Harry Potter. I'm not obsessed, but its a fairly good set of books.

Heroes:

To be perfectly cliche, John Paul the Second was a good example of my hero. He was completely dedicated to his cause and he lived a good life. Before he got shot, he was a robust man, did a lot of physical things. And he was utterly charismatic. No one could dislike the man. Those are all things I'm not and want to be, so the late Pope is my hero. I'm sorry to see him go, but at least his suffering is over.