I'm Keato.
I stole my smile from a Cheshire Cat.
I eat green olives like popcorn.
My puke looks like cheese and crackers.
I drink coffee with way too much creamer.
I love my Pudd'n so much, it's retarded.
I spoon more than a fork.
I hate women.
I hate men.
I hate children.
I hate you.
I love iced tea way too much.
I'd rather eat a snail than eat a tomato.
PUDDING IS FAIR.
