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About Me

HI, IM AJ. SOME RETARD deleted my about me and interests, which im pretty upset about cause it was quite funny, and now ive changed and cant produce such banter anymore. if you just made an "arrrr" trust me, i know how u feeel. stop attention seeking by jumping on the band wagon! (p.s. if anyone deletes this one, ill come round to your house, eat all your food,then steal your dog, your money and turn the watertaps on and flood your home. oh yea, cause im a wet bandit. But basicaly im a simple gal, i do simple things.i like to watch tele,i love petty coats that why i never wear them. i'm loyal like a dog, i like to chew shoe laces.and i also like to chase piqeons away for the day, whilst barking excessively at dogs in there langauge. "im talented" i hear u say! but seriously i speak, Russian, Vietnamese,Australian, and welsh, and i dabble in a little american but thats far too complecated sometimes, its not even Latin based. please stop clapping, its all too much. i love my friends, they make me smile, and make me feel better when i wet the bed. its not a crime. it does happen. anyhooo's i better be off nancys baking some cookies in the labortry, or is that the lavortory, either way i bet therll be scrumpcious joyce dont you..MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

sadam hussain cause i think he's "wicked". (needs to be updated, i dont really just want to meet ashes) anyone with an 'F' in their name. The Mother Fucker who deleted my account and made me re-write this less funnier version of the previous one. i hope your merrily riding your bicycle one day home from the co-op. when suddenly a coconut roles in the road, and u steer out of the way, coming head on with what appears to be a sheep on the high street. god only knows what'll happen next.