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Comic Pauline

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Remember that old Hans Christian Anderson fairy tale about the guy who rips off the Emperor's Clothing allowance by saying he was the Court Fashion Advisor, but not really doing ANYTHING and then some little kid in the crowd at the Fashion show in Milan starts yelling about how the Emperor isn't wearing any clothes at all and the kid is amazed that no one else is able to notice?

I AM THAT CHILD!

My comedy styling comes from observing the blurry, gray world from a black and white point of view.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented sliced bread. I mean, isn't the computer greater than sliced bread? Isn't the Magnetic Resonance Imaging machine greater than sliced bread? What did people say an invention was greater than BEFORE sliced bread? And why do they say that's the way the cookie crumbles like there was another way to crumble a cookie than just to smash it with your fist? Who wants crumbs anyway? Unless they're bread crumbs...

My Blog

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Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 23:53:00 GMT

RANDOM AMUSINGS....

Oy vey....one less candle for Hannukkah this year because of global warming...REALLY????  are we gonna let the Jews get picked on again??  Seriously, I don't see anyone insisting African-Ame...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:30:00 GMT

HA HA COMEDY CLUB FOOT II LAUGH-A-THON

DON'T MISS COMIC PAULINEAT THE FOOT II COMEDY LAUGH-A THON
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:00:00 GMT

FEMALES ON FIRE FEATURING COMIC PAULINE

Gaia Rocks and Warrior Girl Music AnnouncesLos Angeles, CA  7/1/2007FEMALES ON FIRE: The Los Angeles Women's Music Festival 2007Celebrating women in music and the men and women who love them, the fir...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:17:00 GMT

FRIDAY FUNNIES - COMING OUT

Michael is in his room with his mother.  He appears nervous and she is wary that things aren't all right with her son. MOM:So I told Malcolm you'd be over at about 9.  MICHAEL:Yes,...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:12:00 GMT

FRIDAY FUNNIES - HE DID WHAT?

Know any church members like this?I heard a rumor about this new rabbi...Jesus...can you believe this?  JESUS was ALONE with a SAMARITAN WOMAN of questionable reputation at the WATER COOLER???!AN...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:00:00 GMT

PRISCILLA'S POETRY ANTHOLOGY PUBLISHES!!

My poetry has been published in an anthology of local poets.  If you didn't know I was a poet, you can check out my poetry at:www.myspace.com/msunderstood1If you wish to get a copy, please let me...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:56:00 GMT

PATIO OF THE STARS SLIDE SHOW

A work in progress, keep checking back to see who's been added!!Or better yet, come check it out live from 9P - 1A every Friday and Saturday Night:Sportsman's Lodge ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:28:00 GMT

FRIDAY FUNNIES - LIFE-CHANGING DENIAL

Remember when food labeling flashed the NEW AND IMPROVED label.  Then, after market saturation had successfully been achieved, the label changed.  We began to see LOW FAT.  Then that wa...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:18:00 GMT

FRIDAY FUNNIES - HOLIDAYS, SCHMALIDAYS!!

So it's holiday season and I am beginning to realize the only reason we make treks home at Thanksgiving and Christmas is our beginning alzheimer's...since we instantly become thankful upon being with ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:59:00 GMT