MISS NATHALIE

So you wanna know about me huh? Stop lying, of course you do; otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this right? That’s what I thought. So, anyways, I’m a simple kinda girl. I am a girl so I do have my complicated moments, but for the most part I’m very easy to get along with. I don’t like things to be complicated. I like to have everything out on the table. No “run around.” This is me. This is what I want. Take it or leave it. I am who I am and I love myself and if you can’t see me for who I really am, you’re missing out…At least that’s what my friends tell me. I love my friends with all of my heart and would do anything for them. I’m totally a giving kind of person and have problems taking sometimes. However, if I feel as though I am giving and giving and not getting anything in return at all, I just stop giving. If you for some reason start giving to me at that point, too little too late, I have lost all desire to ever give to you again. Some good people have gotten hurt this way. I love to laugh and have a good time with good friends. I am easily amused and not easily agitated and very difficult to offend. I am probably more likely to offend you with my potty mouth and sometimes over the top sexual innuendo. It’s all just in good fun though. Sometimes I do very strange things that are actually quite out of character for me. There really is no reason for this except for the fact that I can, so I do. I think ahead a lot, but I love to live in the moment and fly by the seat of my pants. If I didn’t do that, I wouldn’t know some of the awesome people I know today, or have had some of the memorable experiences that I have had. I don’t do things I think may cause me pain at some point down the line. Everything I have done, I would do again. The only things I regret are the things I didn’t do. Someday you may see me doing some weird ass shit, like dancing on the roof of my car, playing in a water fountain, saying something really retarded, or even something that may involve a parking meter (I really shoulda seen that one coming…my toe still hurts damn it!!) and you may want to judge me. Well don’t, I may not know exactly what I’m doing, but I know what I’m doing and I’m fuckin’ happy doing it so let it go and move the thought process on to something else. I am a totally “out there” kind of individual. And, as “out there” as I am, the bottom line is, I really am just a warm, sweet, down to earth woman trying to get the most out her life while she can. I mean seriously, what kind of fun can you have when you’re 80 something and can barely walk and you’re pissin’ in a diaper. I’d rather have a massive heart attack at 60 something with a cigarette in one hand, a shot of tequila in the other, and a porn on the tv…See there’s that “out there” thing again…I just can’t help it…It’s amusing to me :)

So, if you want to know anything else about me, ask me or someone in my top 8. My AIM is Nathalie3311 and my Yahoo ID is nathalie_113.

Oh, and one more thing. Now this is very important, so read carefully…Keep my name OUT of your mouth!! I can’t stand that shit. I try to be a discreat person and I like to surround myself with other discreat people. A circle of friends talking is one thing, but walking into a party and introducing yourself and having random people say “Oh, so you’re van girl” is not my cup of tea. If you can’t talk to me or hang out with me without going off and telling everyone else and their fucking mom what is going on, don’t bother talking to me, because if I find out you’re doing it…You’re CUTE without the E.

Thank you and good day to you!

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!! Lets just say, I don't feel like one of those poor suckers!.

The New Love of My Life

My Kitty'll Bite Your Ass Too!!

How to make a Nathalie
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
5 parts brilliance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Did you see that?!?!?! I'm BRILLIANT!!! haha :)

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This is totally something that would happen to me during one of my "blonde" moments, and that is exactly how Kristen would react...lmfao I love Garfield

TEN Random Things About me: 10. I have a kitty named Spike and he’s the cutest thing EVER!!! 9. I have stolen a cow 8. I am a ketchup/BBQ sauce whore 7. I like angels 6. My couches are red 5. Shut the fuck up!!!! 4. I’m a klutz 3. I like to drive really fast!!! 2. I always remember everything when I’m trashed 1. I play Texas Hold'em or Ms. PacMan on my cell phone while I smoke
NINE ways to win my heart: 9. Cuddle with me 8. Call me just to say hi even though I know you are really busy 7. When I’m yelling at you…make me laugh, kiss me or compliment me 6. Tell me I’m beautiful 5. Kiss me like you mean it 4. Make me feel wanted and needed 3. Listen to me… 2. Trust me and don’t give me any reason not to trust you 1. Give me that look…you know what I mean

EIGHT things I want to do before I die: 8. See the Aurora Borealis 7. Go shark diving 6. Learn how to speak Portugese 5. Sail down the Amazon 4. Climb to the top of Machu Pichu 3. Bungee jump 2. Be a mom 1. Win the lottery!!!!

SEVEN ways to annoy me: 7.5 When guys pee on the toilet seat/rim and don’t clean it 7. When people don’t flush the toilet 6. Chew with your mouth open 5. Wet sloppy kisses 4. Leave the sponge in the sink 3. Drinking wine out of cups instead of glasses 2. Alarm clocks!!!!!!! 1. When you lay down to go to sleep and you get all comfortable…and then you have to pee

SIX things I believe in: 6. Myself 5. Free will 4. Destiny 3. Karma 2. Love 1. God

FIVE things I'm afriaid of: 5. Spiders 4. My mommy dying 3. Being alone for the rest of my life 2. The dark 1. Having my heart broken again

FOUR favorite items in my room: 4. My clothes 3. My angel figurine 2. My television 1. My bed

THREE things I do everyday: 3. Brush my hair 2. Brush my teeth 1. Wash my face

TWO things I want to do right now: 2. Get a massage 1. Fly somewhere far far away and not come back for about a year

ONE person I want to see right now: 1. Someone…(you don’t need to know)

NATHALIE
N is for Naughty
A is for Amazing
T is for Twisted
H is for Honest
A is for Amorous
L is for Lovable
I is for Irresistible
E is for Explosive What Does Your Name Mean?