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About Me

Im a ferocious, overly-critical bastard. Wait, let me start again.I am not always very good at talking about myself, but boy howdy can I talk about almost anything else.I get along with most everybody, but Im pretty difficult to get close to. I am trying to raise self-sabotage to an art form. I drive my close friends nuts.Im dry, sarcastic, sometimes a bit caustic. Theres a thin veneer of warm fuzzies over the dark waters of my deeper self. And yeah; I am aware of how pretentious that sounds.Deep, deep down, though, Im a cuddly teddy bear. With spikes.Im fiercely playful, unserious, and impish at times.I am in touch with my feminine side. But you figured that out already, didn't you?Very little offends me. Seriously. Even if you tell me that you harbor secret desires to hunt and eat small children, I swear I wont be offended, even as I edge slowly towards the phone to call the police.I have an intense love/hate relationship with Los Angeles. Dont get me started. Seriously: dont.Whats that you say? These sound like reasons to stay away from me? Well gee, Negative Nelly, if everyone felt that way, I wouldnt have any friends at all.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmm… that’s tough to answer. I’m very particular about the people I keep close to me, and I wouldn’t really even know how to explain what attracts me to people, so I’ll list some fairly superficial stuff:Those of you unencumbered by external genitalia should know that I can be a horrible flirt, but I am perfectly capable of carrying on a long-lasting, platonic friendship. Just be kind and don’t tell me how you think of me like a brother. A word to the wise: no guy EVER wants to hear that. Unless he’s your brother.I’m an intensely analytical guy, so I tend to gravitate towards women who are, ummm... somewhat less so. I enjoy playful, earthy, impulsive people; they balance out my sometimes brooding nature.Would it be too much to ask that you be able to write in complete sentences?

My Blog

Transition

Then and now.   The most natural thing in the world: falling in a tangle of clothes opened to spill skin tinged with the tang of salt sea and sweat and alcohol, tiles cold and hard under knees, ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:44:00 GMT

Transcribed For Your Pleasure

When Randolph Carter was thirty he lost the key of the gate of dreams.  Prior to that time he had made up for the prosiness of life by nightly excursions to strange and ancient cities beyond spac...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:15:00 GMT

Flashback

Okay, so aside from the fact that it's beautiful here, there is something else that's really great: I'm getting a "modern rock" reeducation.  I had no idea that I was missing so much insanity! &n...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Tree

In Aramaic, beth hesda means "house of mercy."   Bethesda is gorgeous, the whole world in bloom, air filled with drifting petals; pink and white snowflakes swirling in the morning sun.  The ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Fable

A scorpion on a long journey finds its path blocked by a wide river.  As it wanders the bank, looking for a way to cross, it spots a frog sitting in the rushes by the river's edge. The scorpion, ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:56:00 GMT

Songs

Songs There's a voice screaming in my heart right now.  Like an angels' chorus.  They do love me, you know: the angels.  They guard me jealously...    My journey started...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:47:00 GMT

Goin' to New Orleans

I'm stitching scraps together.  Or trying to: a patchwork quilt of vignettes, pieces I don't know how to assemble.   "Stand back boys; I'm going to piss," says an old, greying man at the bar...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:34:00 GMT

Lullaby

Accident Report:   A blue and grey Chevy Avalanche listing to the side, it's grille and right side light cluster a spider-webbed jigsaw of plastic, glass and metal.  The driver steps out, fa...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:57:00 GMT

Don't Quit Your Day Job

I've been preaching for a while about how, as a society, we place "artists" and their "art" on such a pedestal, but don't bother to actually, you know, maybe pay them for their talent...   H...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:00:00 GMT

Hero Worship

Rereading some of my other blog postings from Blogspot, I came across this thing, and it made me smile.  I've been pretty grim of late, so I'm reposting it here.  I don't think I've ever pos...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:30:00 GMT